Heidi Fleiss plans 'stud farm'

CNN ^ | 11/16/05

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Heidi Fleiss plans 'stud farm' LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- Former "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss says she's bound for a brothel in the southern Nevada desert that she wants to help remake into a resort featuring male prostitutes serving female customers. "I am moving to Crystal," Fleiss said Wednesday of a desert crossroads 20 miles north of Pahrump and about 80 miles outside Las Vegas. It features two bordellos and little else. "I am opening up a stud farm," Fleiss declared from her Hollywood home overlooking the Sunset Strip. "I am going to have the sexiest men on earth. Women are going to love it." Joe Richards, who owns the Cherry Patch Ranch and Mabel's Ranch in Crystal, said he sent a "courtesy" letter Tuesday to inform the Nye County Commission that Fleiss will work for him. "She's going to be madam hostess of Cherry Patch Ranch," Richards told The Associated Press by telephone. He called her an employee rather than a partner. There's one possible problem, though. County Sheriff Tony DeMeo said that because Fleiss is a convicted felon, she could be banned from the county's legal sex trade. DeMeo sits with the five county commissioners on a six-member brothel licensing board. Fleiss, 39, was released from a California prison in 1999 after serving 21 months for money laundering, tax evasion and attempted pandering. Fleiss was convicted in 1995 of running a prostitution ring in which models-turned-prostitutes were flown around the world to meet wealthy actors and clients who paid as much as $10,000 for a single meeting. DeMeo said he'd heard several reports in his three years as sheriff about Fleiss' plans, including a failed proposal by an Australian firm that hired Fleiss in 2003 to promote a 50-room brothel-hotel.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Now isn't that special.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well now, this puts a whole new spin on things.

Any male FReepers up for a new career.

[najida]

Guess I need to start saving my pennies ;) ;)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You go najida. Remember, What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!!!!!

[trisham]

He called her an employee rather than a partner.

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What? She misrepresented herself? Say it isn't so!

[peacebaby]

oh, no, not her again!

I'm sure Maximus of Texas and a few other men will be ready and willing.

[najida]

Oh,
So I won't need that many pennies then?

[Chiapet]

Hee. Good luck to her...but in all honesty, I can't imagine any woman homely enough that she couldn't find a man willing to, um, provide service. Sorry guys, it's just how y'all are :)

[Paul_Denton]

Who the heck IS heidi fliess?

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Any male FReepers up for a new career.

As the lovely and gracious Mrs. Cuz once put it "If I ever find out, I'll cut it off and bronze it!"
So my response would be... "There aint enough money in the world!"

[rellimpank]

---for those who have never been to Crystal, it's a far cry from LA, Heidi---

[randog]

She's going to have to contend with my wife's cousin. He lives in Pahrump, pumps iron, and story is that he's quite busy keeping the local matrons..."happy".

[day10]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - let me think about this......

OK, my fantasy is over. Back to reality for me.

How hard up would a woman have to be to..........

:-)

[MinuteGal]

Oh, oh......now Bubba has to make some serious decisions about his future career......the UN Headquarters or the Fleiss Stud Farm.

Probably not too much difference between the two.

Leni

[Dallas59]

Sorry, I don't have the time...

[correctthought]

Hellen Thomas bump!

[Paul_Denton]

and who the heck is Hellen Thomas?

[peacebaby]

eeewwwww, Bill Clinton and a stud farm!

I'm gonna get sick.

[LucyJo]

My thoughts exactly! LOL!

[AGreatPer]

This will put a new meaning on "Girl's (Day) Night Out".

BTW, I think this will work.

Instead of going to those fat farms, they will......Oh, never mind.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Saw Ms. Fleiss on TV the other night - someone beat that woman about the head and face with a big 'ol ugly stick. What is it with her lips? She looks like she was kissing an engine block in Fairbanks Alaska in Janurary and they had to peel her off it. Or something.

[Paul_Denton]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - let me think about this...... OK, my fantasy is over. Back to reality for me.

LOL same for me.

[thoughtomator]

Wait 'till they get a look at the customer base.

[Paul_Denton]

who IS heidy fliess?

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

The former notorious Hollywood "madam" who had all the celebs in her "address book". Gotta love that face...

[thoughtomator]

When women hit their mid 30s, and all through their 40s and early 50s into menopause, they are as hard up as a 17-year-old male virgin. That also happens to coincide with the time that their husbands tend to lose interest in them (when you're with the same woman for a decade plus, most of the time the passion just ain't there anymore).

[johnny7]

Helen Thomas has two-weeks booked already.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Oh, I forgot to ping Max.

Hey Max, we got a new job just for you!!!!

[mtbopfuyn]

Pictures!

[Paul_Denton]

Eww

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You know, it is about time someone let the women have some fun in Vegas!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You're kidding right?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

SMART MAN!!

[EX52D]

LOL...let me know when you're coming, I'll pick you up at the airport!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Oh my!

[Paul_Denton]

No. I am that uinformed.

[najida]

She is a very naughty girl :)

[mtbopfuyn]

Who is Heidi? Surely, you jest. She an infamous madam who's been, um, headlining in the news for years.

[peacebaby]

the pay isn't as good, the healthcare and retirement isn't much, but the perks make up for his change in careers.

[Paul_Denton]

and what does jest mean?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Could be hard up, or could be the Girls Gone Wild type. Think Bachellorette Parties!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well from what we hear about the UN exploits, you may be right.

[PJ-Comix]

This sounds like a DREAM JOB for you!

[Paul_Denton]

What do you mean by "hard up?" ll

[Rebelbase]

"I am going to have the sexiest men on earth. Women are going to love it."

Unemployed members of the Las Vegas Elvis Impersonators Union (LVEIU) will be considering a discrimmination lawsuit

[Yossarian]

Any male FReepers up for a new career.

When you realize that the clientelle would largely be overweight elderly women (them of "roll them in flour" fame), I'll pass on this career change.

I think if you go down this route, working the bars, or working as a male stripper are better alternatives. You want the ability to choose your customer - there are some that no amount of viagra would help you out with.

[PJ-Comix]

Imagine being an employee at the Stud Farm and a new customer walks in---Helen Thomas!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"What is it with her lips? She looks like she was kissing an engine block in Fairbanks Alaska in Janurary and they had to peel her off it. Or something."

Had her lips around too many.........oh nevermind.

[NeoCaveman]

I can't imagine any woman homely enough that she couldn't find a man willing to, um, provide service.

I can think of one...

[jw777]

so, their shifts will be one customer and they will have to re-load the guN?