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TheSoko ^

Posted on 12/01/2005 5:37:34 PM PST by navysealdad

10. Which version of the truth would you like to hear?
5. I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

4. Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.

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1 posted on 12/01/2005 5:37:34 PM PST by navysealdad
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To: navysealdad
9. It is not premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married.

Great stuff.

2 posted on 12/01/2005 5:43:08 PM PST by WanderingOisin ("In a mad, mad world, only the mad are sane." --Akira Kurosawa)
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To: navysealdad

I know a guy who said this to his girlfriend who caught him in bed with another woman at 9:00 P.M..

Guy--"It's your fault."
Girlfriend--"How is this my fault?"
Guy--"You said you would not be home until 10:00."


3 posted on 12/01/2005 5:59:04 PM PST by gate2wire
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To: navysealdad

Of course i care. Not a lot, but just enough.


4 posted on 12/01/2005 6:14:37 PM PST by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: cyborg; Xenalyte; pa mom; raivyn; MamaTexan; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; njwoman; arasina; ...

PING!!!!


5 posted on 12/01/2005 6:21:38 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (All rights reserved.)
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To: navysealdad
(From my dad...)

"If it has Tit's or Wheel's, YOUR gonna have problems with it!"

6 posted on 12/01/2005 6:24:38 PM PST by austinmark ("May the Flea's of a Thousand Camels Nest in ALLAH's Pubic Hair" !!!)
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To: navysealdad

Did your spyware freak out when you went to this site? Mine did....


7 posted on 12/01/2005 6:24:41 PM PST by TheSpottedOwl ("President Bush, start building that wall"!)
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To: navysealdad
One of my favorits from Homer Simpson talking to his wife, Marge.

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand".

8 posted on 12/01/2005 6:27:07 PM PST by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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To: Lawgvr1955

How about "It's not the pants that make you look fat, it's your ass".


9 posted on 12/01/2005 6:28:53 PM PST by conservativebabe
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To: austinmark

LOL


10 posted on 12/01/2005 6:29:12 PM PST by conservativebabe
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To: conservativebabe
How about "It's not the pants that make you look fat, it's your ass".

Couch sleeping comment.

11 posted on 12/01/2005 6:30:43 PM PST by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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Do these pants make my ass look fat?

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12 posted on 12/01/2005 6:30:56 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (All rights reserved.)
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This could be fun.

What I love about you Dasher, is that you seem to celebrate men, rather than trash them. That's how I have always been. What, like we women aren't pains in the @sses too?


13 posted on 12/01/2005 6:31:05 PM PST by conservativebabe
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To: Dashing Dasher

ROFLMAO!


14 posted on 12/01/2005 6:31:55 PM PST by conservativebabe
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To: conservativebabe

I got a weeks detention in high school when asked to give an example of a compliment by my freshman English teacher. I said, "For a fat woman, you don't sweat much".


15 posted on 12/01/2005 6:34:08 PM PST by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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To: navysealdad

"When's the baby due?" (she's not pregnant, oops)


16 posted on 12/01/2005 6:34:10 PM PST by conservativebabe
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You may be a pain in the ass - but I'm perfect!

;-)

(PS.. 99.9% of my friends are guys - I adore them! Had dinner last night with 25 friends - of which four were women. I've worked hard for them to treat me as an equal and they love me for my hard work and my ability to laugh at myself. -- sorely missing in some.)


17 posted on 12/01/2005 6:34:29 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (All rights reserved.)
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To: Lawgvr1955

NOOOOOOOO you didn't!? Ha ha ha!


18 posted on 12/01/2005 6:34:58 PM PST by conservativebabe
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To: conservativebabe

"What have you done to your hair!?


19 posted on 12/01/2005 6:35:24 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (All rights reserved.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I find men far less judgemental than women. It's nice to just be one of the guys once in a while. Of course, you know, they all do want to sleep with you, but so what. ;)


20 posted on 12/01/2005 6:36:26 PM PST by conservativebabe
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