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You Are Getting Zotted

Posted on 12/05/2005 3:10:07 PM PST by The Great Doctor Snezlak

Edited on 12/05/2005 3:17:35 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

You are becoming very sleepy

Very very sleepy

You eyelids are getting heavy

You are becoming very relaxed

Very warm and comfortable and relaxed

You are drifting into a deep sleep

Deep deep sleep

Now listen to my commands

You will no longer pretend Democrats are anything other than evil terrorist enablers and war criminals. You want to see them sent the the Hague to be tried for war crimes. You will call your Congressman daily and demand this be done. You will not rest easy until Democrats are found guilty of war crimes.

You will not be able to listen to the DNC, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi and Ted Kennedy spin praising Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. To do so will hurt your ears. The sound of Al Franken's or Randi Rhodes voice will be like a loud, whining drill plunged into your ears.

When I snap my fingers, you will remember nothing of our talk. You will be unable to rest easy until Democrats are convicted of war crimes.

(SNAP, SNAP)


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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak

2 posted on 12/05/2005 3:10:50 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak

Lame troll alert. IBZ!!


3 posted on 12/05/2005 3:11:02 PM PST by Archangel86
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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak

this is one of the funniest i've seen.


going to bed now.


4 posted on 12/05/2005 3:11:02 PM PST by kpp_kpp
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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak

ibtz


5 posted on 12/05/2005 3:11:03 PM PST by The Red Zone
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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak

IBTZ!!!!


6 posted on 12/05/2005 3:11:15 PM PST by Augie
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To: dead
IBTZ!

Pathetic, real pathetic.  The lefties are so out of touch with reality that now they must try to hypnotize people to get them on their side.

Apparently it works, he's one.

7 posted on 12/05/2005 3:26:08 PM PST by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires.)
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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak
All hail the hypnotoad.

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8 posted on 12/05/2005 3:27:28 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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The sound of Al Franken's or Randi Rhodes voice will be like a loud, whining drill plunged into your ears.

Oh, c'mon. No one listens to them anyway.

9 posted on 12/05/2005 3:28:11 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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10 posted on 12/05/2005 3:29:38 PM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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i like cheese


11 posted on 12/05/2005 3:30:42 PM PST by Redcloak (We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")
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To: dead

It seems the trolls are coming out of the woodwork tonight.


12 posted on 12/05/2005 3:56:27 PM PST by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak
You will no longer pretend Democrats are anything other than evil terrorist enablers and war criminals.

I have not pretended that for a long time.It is as true as the sun rising in the east as far as I am concerned.

13 posted on 12/05/2005 4:02:08 PM PST by carlr
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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak
You are becoming very sleepy ZOTTED!

14 posted on 12/05/2005 4:08:16 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I never got a job from a person on a government program.)
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To: dead

Oh Brother...*sneeze*...Let me breath on you...*COUGH*....


15 posted on 12/05/2005 4:14:42 PM PST by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak
Helen is that you?...


16 posted on 12/05/2005 4:16:24 PM PST by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak; Admin Moderator

Haven't we zotted you once or twice already today?

P.S. Great editing job, Mods!


17 posted on 12/05/2005 4:17:59 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak; Admin Moderator

Great editing job!!! If Snezlak the Slee-zoid is reading this, how's the view from the cheap seats?


18 posted on 12/05/2005 4:30:23 PM PST by w_over_w (Bush Lied! He called Ted Kennedy a distinguished Senator.)
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To: The Great Doctor Snezlak; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; ...
Do you like kitties Doctor?

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

19 posted on 12/05/2005 4:46:11 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: EX52D

I have that one too!

LOL!!


20 posted on 12/05/2005 4:47:25 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
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