1. *Insert Clinton joke here*
2. Aww, dammit.
3. Score one more for teaching kids abstinence: "safe" forms of sex aren't as safe as we might have thought.
4. Aww, DAMMIT!
A MD friend of mine who works at the STD unit of the CDC in Atlanta told me that when you mix oral, urethral and (worse yet) anal bacteria, the result is microbially zooey. You don't have to have AIDS to come down with opportunistic infections.
If you're going to do it, do it kosher.
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator
He says he a trick to show everyone
He has the alligator open its mouth, then he unzips, pulls out his Johnson and puts it in the alligatot's open mouth.
Then he grabs a newspaper, rolls it up and smacks the gator on the head.
He then gestures with the paper and says, "anyone else want to try?"
An old lady in the back answers, "do you have to hit me on the head with the paper?"
badabing!