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Posted on 01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST by dhls
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To: Casloy
"How come trolls can never spell?" It's just part of their charm. Welcome to the Undead Thread, the February Chronicles.
461
posted on
02/02/2006 6:18:10 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
To: Monkey Face
You are very sweet.
It is almost time for me to get off line.
*sigh*
To: EsmeraldaA
Take care, then. And I'll see you when you get here.
*hugs*
463
posted on
02/02/2006 6:24:01 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: Darksheare
You see?
She probably thought you were been cute and sweet.
hehe hehe
To: Monkey Face
George loves sleeping at my right shoulder. If I turn over he will get up and walk over to the other side and snuggle down. I think he likes it because my ears are in licking distance and that is his favorite way to wake me up.
465
posted on
02/02/2006 6:24:39 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)
To: EsmeraldaA
She's the only cat I know of who stomps her feet.
466
posted on
02/02/2006 6:25:21 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Darksheare
Yes...I'm quite familiar with that malady. Hobbes, of course, is too aloof to admit she's a cat, but Calvin is a total 'HO!
When he wants some skritches, he is wanton...shameless...brazen...
467
posted on
02/02/2006 6:26:50 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
I'm still here but when I'll leave won't be time to say goodnight. ;)
To: Monkey Face
Yes.
Kearen doesn't admit that she wants scritches, I am supposed to guess.
However, give her scritches and her nose, ears, and belly turn pink and she gets overly excited.
Then does love nips.
469
posted on
02/02/2006 6:28:09 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Awwwww...:o]
Did you tell me once that George was a marmalade?
I seem to see orange when you talk of him.
Where are you going on your vacation? And when is it coming up?...
470
posted on
02/02/2006 6:28:35 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: Darksheare
Hobbes visibly pouts. I have no way to 'splain it...just that she moves off a few feet, looks at me with slightly closed eyes and then looks away and switches her tail. At that point, nothing else moves but her ears, and unless I pick her up and apologize, she stays that way...for hours.
471
posted on
02/02/2006 6:31:30 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
I was lamenting my luck with the opposite sex one day, and made the mistake of saying it in front of my [then] cat.
What did I say?
"I wish I had a grilfriend who lived nearby."* said in 1992
My cat, Mimi, snaps her head around, howls this tortured and hurt "MWOWM" (muh-wow-m) and then takes off.
She wouldn't 'talk' to me for two weeks.
472
posted on
02/02/2006 6:34:07 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Darksheare
She's your cat, so I do expect some (a lot) weirdness. And like I said before she cannot defend herself here.
You probably blame her for everything and she knows it.
To: EsmeraldaA
LOL.
She can defend herself quite well.
She uses her teeth and claws to grewat effect.
And failing that, she uses her weight.
474
posted on
02/02/2006 6:35:30 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Aim low! They got knees!)
To: Monkey Face
George is gray with a little white patch that has a even smaller gray streak. He looks like he is wearing a suit and tie. Even my cat destining father has to admit that he is a pretty cat.
I'm going to be flying to Kenya on the 24th for a couple of weeks.
475
posted on
02/02/2006 6:35:35 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)
To: NicknamedBob
To: Darksheare; EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face
George pouts when I do something that he doesn't like. He comes to the door to greet me but stops about a foot away, gives me "The Look" and promptly ignores me.
477
posted on
02/02/2006 6:39:19 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)
To: Darksheare
Been THERE, for SURE!
Years ago, when I had the Great PV (Pi$$ and Vinegar) I also had a red and white Siberian husky. I had to have the dog put down, and when I came home without him, PV ignored me for the next six months. He would allow me to feed him, but when I went to touch him, he was very adept at escaping.
I still miss that ol' guy...bofum, actually...:o[
478
posted on
02/02/2006 6:40:16 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: Darksheare
Well, she's resourceful and you should be proud. (hehe)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Wow! Kenya, huh? I'd like to be a lizard in your luggage...
George sounds very handsome! Does he go with you when you go to the cabin?
480
posted on
02/02/2006 6:41:49 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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