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Clooney whacked over wisecrack: Geena Davis "Commander" Failing
Top 5s ^ | January 20, 2006 | Top5s Staff

Posted on 01/21/2006 5:43:51 AM PST by HonduGOP

Clooney whacked over wisecrack

George Clooney may have gotten laughs in Hollywood when he poked fun at disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff at the Golden Globes, but not all TV viewers appreciated Clooney's wit.

Especially not Abramoff's dad, Frank Abramoff.

The joke went as follows: "Who would name their kid 'Jack' with 'off' at the end? No wonder the guy's screwed up."

Abramoff Sr. was not amused.

He writes: "Your glib and ridiculous attack on my son, Jack, coupled with your obscene query as to the choice his mother and I made in naming him brought shame and dishonor on you and your profession. What drove you to this lapse in lucidity, I can never know, but you need to know that your words were deeply hurtful to many innocent and decent people."

Abramoff went on to suggest that as a Hollywood dignitary, Clooney should be above such jibes. (Apparently, he didn't watch Chris RockChris Rock at the Oscars last year.)

"Is this the tradition of Gable, Bogart, Pacino and Burton?" he wrote. "Are you the heir to the dignity and greatness of Hollywood's past, or, more likely, a portent to a depressing and horrific future?"

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TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: abramoff; clooney; goldenglobes; news

1 posted on 01/21/2006 5:43:53 AM PST by HonduGOP
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To: HonduGOP

I wish we never heard the name Abramhoff. I don't agree with Clooney, but if Abramhoff didn't get himself into this mess there would be no jokes.


2 posted on 01/21/2006 5:48:40 AM PST by napscoordinator
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To: HonduGOP
"Are you the heir to the dignity and greatness of Hollywood's past, or, more likely, a portent to a depressing and horrific future?"

I can field this one.

No and yes, respectively. But answer #2 pertains to the present as well.

APf

3 posted on 01/21/2006 5:49:54 AM PST by APFel (Loose ships sink lips.)
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To: HonduGOP
Abramoff went on to suggest that as a Hollywood dignitary, Clooney should be above such jibes.

This is par for the course for Clooney. Abramoff must be unaware of Clooneys' "joke" regarding Charleton Heston and alzheimers.

Clooney is a vile, petty little maggot.

Heston Slams Clooney For Alzheimer's Joke

4 posted on 01/21/2006 5:53:16 AM PST by holymoly ("A lot" is TWO words.)
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To: holymoly
Clooney is a vile, petty little maggot.

Aggravated, perhaps, by a certain public fondness for the bottle?

5 posted on 01/21/2006 5:58:57 AM PST by Racehorse (Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.)
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To: HonduGOP
Clooney tries to make a funny about Abramoff and the best he can do is make fun of the guy's name? How 13 of him.
6 posted on 01/21/2006 6:07:48 AM PST by jennyjenny
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To: HonduGOP
What drove you to this lapse in lucidity,

I'd think rare moments of lucidity are more Clooney's style.

7 posted on 01/21/2006 6:09:49 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim ("We're a meat-based society.")
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To: holymoly
Clooney is a vile, petty little maggot.

Sadly, not unlike many of today's Hollywood luminaries. Add Clooney to the growing list of pinheads whose movies I refuse to watch. As an NRA member, I found his comments about Heston particularly disgusting. What a gutless turd!

Jag!

8 posted on 01/21/2006 6:11:05 AM PST by JaguarXKE
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To: JaguarXKE
Add Clooney to the growing list of pinheads whose movies I refuse to watch.

Unfortunate too because prior to a couple years ago, I actually enjoyed his work.

9 posted on 01/21/2006 6:15:05 AM PST by Drew68
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To: HonduGOP
With all due respect Mr. Abramoff where was your outrage when your little 'Jackie' got caught cheating when he ran for student council president at the Hawthorne Elementary and Middle School, huh Mr. Abramoff? You remember that don't you sir? If not I'll refresh your memory:
'Little Jackie' was disqualified for exceeding the spending limit. The principal penalized 'Jackie' for holding a party, stating it amounted to a campaign expenditure that pushed him over the allowed budget.
Not that Clooney isn't a maggot, but me thinks your 'parenting skills' left a little to be desired as to 'morals & honesty'.
10 posted on 01/21/2006 6:22:58 AM PST by Condor51 (Better to fight for something than live for nothing - Gen. George S. Patton)
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To: jennyjenny

"Clooney," as in "Looney."


11 posted on 01/21/2006 6:32:09 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: holymoly

Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.


12 posted on 01/21/2006 6:33:51 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (George "Looney" Clooney.)
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To: holymoly
Clooney is a vile, petty little maggot.

You left out "who's utterly devoid of talent".

13 posted on 01/21/2006 7:04:27 AM PST by Gay State Conservative
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To: HonduGOP

"Your glib and ridiculous attack on my son, Jack, coupled with your obscene query as to the choice his mother and I made in naming him brought shame and dishonor on you and your profession. What drove you to this lapse in lucidity, I can never know, but you need to know that your words were deeply hurtful to many innocent and decent people."

 

George: Since you might have difficulty with the big words, what Mr. Abramhoff said is, "You're an asshole".


Communist Goals 1963 Congressional Record

14 posted on 01/21/2006 7:09:43 AM PST by Fintan (See??? Sometimes I do read the articles.)
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To: Fintan

LMAO


15 posted on 01/22/2006 6:14:31 AM PST by HonduGOP
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