Things you'd like to say out loud at work (or to a lib)

[hiramknight]

Today is one of those days.

[PaulaB]

I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary

LOL..amen

Fun at work ping!!!

[kinghorse]

What would I say? Keep up the good work! LOL Oh and this guy needs more face time explaining things to the rest of us.

[peacebaby]

How can I miss you if you don't leave?

[Red Badger]

I feel like I work in a REAL Dilbert cartoon.............My boss and his are amazingly similar........

[cgk]

I like this one. :)

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

[peacebaby]

very seriously:

"Don't call us; we'll call you."

And just today:

"What is it about no 'solicitation' that you don't understand?"

[PaulaB]

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

nuff said ;P

[cjshapi]

After last week's disaster I'm feeling particularly like #27.

[cjshapi]

Crap...make that 26. Even my short term memory has gone!

[PaulaB]

See new tagline

[Fiddlstix]

ROTFLMAO!

[newgeezer]

This belongs in Chat, not News/Activism.

See #6. :-)

[FReepaholic]

39. I must admit you've got a point. I bet it's hard to find a hat to fit it.

40. You've got a lot of class. Too bad it's all low.

[peacebaby]

ruff ruff.

Here's one I'd really like to say:

If it's owned by a celebrity, we don't want it. And big f'n deal if it's over 5,000 square feet, we don't want it. And spare me the details about how much it cost, please."

[Littlejon]

Yeah, I have had a few of those myself!

At the company I used to work at, we had a BIG "No Solicitation" sign on the door. You couldn't miss it unless you were blind or stupid. Or both.

Well, one day this guy comes in selling paintings, of all things. Walked right in asking if we wanted to buy anything. Well, the receptionist was notorious for not tkaing crap from anyone. She gets up out of her chair, walks right past the guy and out the door, looks at the sign and walks back in and asks the guy in her best sugary Southern voice: "Honey, how long have you been illiterate?"

The guy looked like someone had asked him to explain quantum physics. She points to the sign and the rocket scientist says "I ain't soliciting nothing, I want to sell you some paintings!".

She showed him the door and told him to come back when he had bought a dictionary.

[AZ_Cowboy]

39. Pardon me, are you nuts?

[peacebaby]

illiterate...buy a dictionary.

Hilarious!

[Maximus of Texas]

I was about to post that one until I saw your tagline. Great minds...

[PaulaB]

:P