Posted on 01/25/2006 5:55:06 AM PST by frankjr
Bald, chubby underachiever Omar Shamshoon works each day at the local nuclear power plant owned by vulture-like millionaire Mahrooey Bey. Every evening, Omar comes home to a family that includes his blue-haired wife, Mona, hyper-smart daughter, Beesa, and troublemaking son, Badr.
Along the way, wacky high jinks invariably ensue, involving the moronic police chief, the television clown and Omar's disturbingly perfect neighbor.
Sound familiar?
This may not: Omar doesn't drink beer.
Instead, he spends time with his buddies at a local coffee shop. At home, he pops open frosty cans of Duff brand juice.
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Nothing seems censored, but episodes such as those featuring Homer's gay roommate or the visit to the Duff brewery are unlikely to be chosen for translation.
And many of the more American inside jokes are simply glossed over.
Ned Flanders, the devout Christian neighbor, is now merely annoying -- with no hint of religion. And needless to say, the relationship between Mr. Burns and his assistant, Smithers -- make that Salmawy -- has become strictly professional.
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The Arabs are doomed!
So I guess they're ignoring the fact that Krusty the Clown is Jewish.
The idiots can't come up with an original idea on their own, so they hijack everything western, then call us decadent.
Bunch of moon-bat pedophiles.
May the fleas of a thousand camels inhabit their armpits.
And they're going to have to re-edit the opening so that Marge isn't driving.
"Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
"No."
"Ham?"
"No."
"Pork chops?"
"Dad, those all come from the same animal."
"Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."
In tonight's episode: Omar kills Beesa when she converts to Buddhism.
Excellent!
Egypt Split Over Naked Lovemaking
Homer and Madge have been observed engaged in uncald snuggling.
ANd Hapoo the Hindi Quickie Mart owner gets beat up by all of the local muslim kids.
Mona: Omar your home from the power plant early, how come?
Omar: Awwww. I failed in my Jihad today! I tried to detonate my suicide belt and it wouldn't go off. Someone has my detonator caps
Badr: Oh I have them dad!
Omar: Why you little..... (starts choking)
"Beesa, stop playing that loud music or I'll bury you up to your neck in sand and crush your head with rocks! Don't make me come up there!"
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