[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

If you think that's hilarious, you should read about Keifer charging a 12 foot Christmas Tree

[Porterville]

I love him even more. He may be my favorite actor as of this story.... after Mel Gibson... but Keifer shoots Arab terrorist....

[JennysCool]

Good lord. If starting a tab at 9 a.m. is "shocking" to the Post, they have demonstrably never been to Nevada!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

when he bellied up to the bar around 9 a.m

(Cartoon girl's voice) "My hero!"

What did he drink is what I want to know. Fricking tabloids, can't you just report on what Jennifer Aniston is doing and leave Kiefer alone?

[Old Seadog]

Ho hum

[kentj]

He soon realized the barteneder was actually making nuclear bombs under the counter and became an alcholic to win the confidence of the bar tender - he even slept with a Christmas tree for the cause - you go Jack (I mean Kiefer)

[nutmeg]

Uh oh...

[OXENinFLA]

Wasn't this from a New year's Eve party?

[HOTTIEBOY]

bellied up to the bar around 9 a.m.

And?

[SlowBoat407]

The hotel staff immediately set up a perimeter, opened a socket, and began interrogating the Christmas Tree by shooting off its kneecaps.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[retrokitten]

At that point, things got weird. "He started to go into a series of karate kicks in the middle of the floor while the bartender, waitress and several customers looked on," Hayden reports.

This is the best part.

[Dashing Dasher]

I've got $50 on the Christmas Tree and I'm taking the points.