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2006 State of the Union Drinking Game
Mother Jones ^
| 1-30-06
| Will Durst
Posted on 01/31/2006 8:17:33 AM PST by toddlintown
What you need:
A group of four taxpayers: including 1 white guy wearing a Suit. 2 people wearing jeans, one in a Work Shirt, the other in a Dark Shirt, and 1 person wearing Rags. Stitched together wash cloths are nice. Four are grouped around cocktail table within sight of television. Newspapers on floor in front of television.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: beer; motherjones; sotu
I like that the writer's name means "thirst" in German.
To: toddlintown
including 1 white guy wearing a Suit. 2 people wearing jeans, one in a Work Shirt, the other in a Dark Shirt, and 1 person wearing Rags. WHAT?!?!?!?! MOTHER JONES is not requesting people of ETHNIC BACKGROUND? THOSE RACISTS!! ;)
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posted on
01/31/2006 8:23:13 AM PST
by
detsaoT
(Proudly not "dumb as a journalist.")
To: detsaoT
(Oh, I forgot to add: Mother Jones' readership consists of 100% Lilly-White, Self-Centered, Completely Arrogant Communist jerks. And I'm pretty sure I'm violating their copyright by DUPLICATING that description of their readers! ;) )
More joy from "The Magazine That Knows More Than You Do."
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posted on
01/31/2006 8:27:22 AM PST
by
detsaoT
(Proudly not "dumb as a journalist.")
To: detsaoT
Oh, I forgot to add: Mother Jones' readership consists of 100% Lilly-White, Self-Centered, Completely Arrogant Communist jerks. C'mon...if you're gonna classify 'em,do it right:
It's "Completely Arrogant Red-Diaper-Baby Communist jerks."
To: Gay State Conservative
Hahahah, thanks for that correction. You're absolutely spot-on.
"Mother Jones: If It Weren't For Public Libraries, We Wouldn't Have Any Subscribers."
;)
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posted on
01/31/2006 8:48:33 AM PST
by
detsaoT
(Proudly not "dumb as a journalist.")
To: toddlintown
How about drinking every time the camera pans to all the libs that frown during the speech? That ought to get people drunk....
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posted on
01/31/2006 10:10:22 AM PST
by
MadCharity
(Behavior is a mirror in which every one displays his own image!)
To: MadCharity
Last year, if I recall, didn't the dims boo Bush during the SOTU speech? It was the talk of the media for about...h-m-m...3 seconds or so.
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posted on
01/31/2006 10:14:35 AM PST
by
toddlintown
(Lennon takes six bullets to the chest, Yoko is standing right next to him and not one f'ing bullet?)
To: toddlintown
I've played a similar game with American Chopper.
And I'm 36 years old!!!
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posted on
01/31/2006 10:38:02 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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