Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

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[WilliamWallace1999]

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963

WEEK ONE

* Beans * Bacon * Coffee * Whiskey

WEEK TWO

* Beans * Ham * Coffee * Whiskey

WEEK THREE

* Beans al fresca * Thin-sliced Bacon * Hazelnut Coffee * Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin * K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR

* Beans en salade * Pancetta * Coffee (espresso grind) * 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay * 2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE

* Fresh Fava beans * Jasmine rice * Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced * Medallions of veal * Porcini mushrooms * 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream * 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long * 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve) * 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX

* Yukon Gold potatoes * Heavy whipping cream * Asparagus (very thin) * Organic Eggs * Spanish Lemons * Gruyere cheese (well aged) * Crushed Walnuts * Arugula * Clarified Butter * Extra Virgin Olive oil * Pure Balsamic vinegar * 6 yards white silk organdy * 6 yards pale ivory taffeta * 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve * Large tin Crisco

[WilliamWallace1999]

Boring news day and it's time to start a silly thread

[Millee]

Large tin Crisco - ROFL!!!

[Red Badger]

Large tin Crisco

BUTTer flavored.......

[RockinRight]

So wrong, on so many levels...

[BossLady]

"6 yards white silk organdy * 6 yards pale ivory taffeta"

I guess somebody gets to be a real 'queen' for a day! :o

[wolfpat]

Let me see if I understand this: Being gay means you eat really well.
I never understood the attraction before. Thank you.

[HEY4QDEMS]

Are you sure these aren't the Soup Nazi's recipes?

[dblshot]

THese guys were herding sheep. You forgot the woolite.

[MadCharity]

Time to get the juices flowing?

[TXBSAFH]

You are sick, sick, sick man. Glad to have you here.

[RepoGirl]

Had to read this out loud to my brother, had to stop several times to catch my breath and compose myself.

Brilliantly funny stuff!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Damn Funny Thread, PING!!!!!

[peacebaby]

well, in Atlanta they'd be needing (1) a stash of crystal meth, (2) a stash of cocaine (3) fruit juices, and (4) Liza Minelli cds

[martin_fierro]

* Yukon Gold potatoes * <-- But seriesly, those are good.

[Mike Bates]

Don't they know that's dangerous to their health? They should be using Enova.

[Sybeck1]

Great!

[Millee]

Darlin - I'm the driven snow, but even I know they're not using that Crisco for cooking.

[najida]

You can tell I'm a Southern girl...

My first thought with the Crisco was "For makin' biscuits"

[Mike Bates]

Sorry, Millee, forgot that
/sarcasm/ thingy

[peacebaby]

you the driven snow?

millee.....

giggle