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Spring break tips
Greg

Posted on 03/03/2006 9:22:46 AM PST by angrymullet

Hi, My name is Greg and I am 19 years old. Just signed up for so information. I think of myself as a concervative.

I am a freshmen in College up here in Mass. and whoud lilke some advice on my spring break trip. This is going to be my frist time going to a place where bad things can happen and as a young conservative I need help so I dont fall into temptations when I go down to Daytona.

I understand that a lot of drinking goes on down and there and like a good conservative I have only had 3 wine coolers in my life (at different times) Like President Bush I don't think drinking is good but I hope I can stay away from the booze when I go down their.

Also I don't want to find myself in a postion that will cause me to do things that I will regret like hooking up with some girl or something. Waking up next to some bimbo who voted for Kerry is not my cup of tea if you know what I mean. I want to wait until I am marryed.

I know their are a lot of smart guys on this site who have been is these situtations with broads and booze all around and I just want some tips on how to keep it real and remain true to my consrevativc roots making my parents proud along with President Bush.

I am also am planning on taliking to some of the people that I met on the beach about joining the republican party so that we can increase our voter rolls and when big in 2006 and 2008. I don't want Hillary becoming president. Thanks in advace for the addvice.


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To: pollyannaish
Oh, and for what it's worth...this is a very troll like post. Just a warning.

Why are you warning off the quarry?

There are a lot of troll hunters around that need their fix before the weekend starts!!;-)

Cheers!

SZ

41 posted on 03/03/2006 9:32:17 AM PST by SZonian (Tagline???? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
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To: notpoliticallycorewrecked
Yeah its wired I want to be with other conservative kids but then their are times I want to whack back a 12 pack and do bong hits.

I just need a little advice on how to deal with these impulses.

42 posted on 03/03/2006 9:32:25 AM PST by angrymullet
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To: t1b8zs

Best advice so far...


43 posted on 03/03/2006 9:32:35 AM PST by beaureguard
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To: angrymullet

"I know their are a lot of smart guys on this site who have been is these situtations with broads and booze"

Here's a tip. Stop calling women "broads" and you might have more success. Then again, if you're drinking wine coolers, you probably swing the other way. Go back to DU for now. After you get a job and start paying taxes, you'll probably have a different take on things.


44 posted on 03/03/2006 9:32:52 AM PST by Airborne1986 (Well, you can do what you want to us. But we're not going to sit here while you badmouth the U.S.A.)
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To: angrymullet
Well, you COULD boycott Big Pizza!
Or you could worry about unhealthy fantasies about Janet Napolitano.
45 posted on 03/03/2006 9:33:17 AM PST by Darksheare (..the wheels of his Mustang exploding on the highway like a slug from a .45...)
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To: angrymullet

LOL, hey mullet, bored in your dorm, mom's basement, or teacher's lounge today?


46 posted on 03/03/2006 9:33:17 AM PST by roses of sharon
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To: angrymullet
You should change your sign on to Angry Moron. For humor to work, it must contain an element of truth. Hysteric bigoted stereotypes and ignorant pomposity is not "funny". A Junior High School student telling fart jokes would be funnier then this tripe.

You are a Political Bigot, studying to be a Political Moron and failing. Quit trying so hard. Simply managing to get up each day and dress yourself is all your less the room temperature intellect can handle at this point in your development. Perhaps if you merely lurk here on Free Republic, and strenuously resister the temptation to be "Funny", 24/7/365 for the next 5 years, you might evolve from your current state of intellectual slime to a bacterium. However, I must warn you, the signs are NOT at all hopeful for you.

47 posted on 03/03/2006 9:33:23 AM PST by MNJohnnie ("Good men don't wait for the polls. They stand on principle and fight."-Soul Seeker)
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To: angrymullet
wine coolers

Are you sure you're not gay?

48 posted on 03/03/2006 9:34:01 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: angrymullet
their are times I want to whack back a 12 pack and do bong hits

Go ahead, it can only improve you.

49 posted on 03/03/2006 9:34:41 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: angrymullet
I think of myself as a concervative.

You should think again.

50 posted on 03/03/2006 9:34:43 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: MNJohnnie
Dude why are you so pissed. Just asked for some advice you don't have to go medieval on me. Chill
51 posted on 03/03/2006 9:35:01 AM PST by angrymullet
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To: SZonian

Just trying to make it a fair fight. No challenge, no fun.


52 posted on 03/03/2006 9:35:49 AM PST by pollyannaish
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To: MotleyGirl70

Not gay. I sure Im to much raw dude for you sweetheart.


53 posted on 03/03/2006 9:35:57 AM PST by angrymullet
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To: angrymullet

"Yeah its wired I want to be with other conservative kids but then their are times I want to whack back a 12 pack and do bong hits."


Hahahahaha...yeah, sounds like someone who has only had "3 wine coolers". Keep it up, you're pretty FUnny for a DUmmie.


54 posted on 03/03/2006 9:36:04 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: angrymullet
Oh bravo! Most people try desperately to cover up a personal failing but NOT you! You cruise the Internet squealing, "I AM the world's biggest Moron!" Oh well done brave soul! Revel in your stupidity! Flaunt your ignorance! Celebrate you Imbecility!
55 posted on 03/03/2006 9:36:36 AM PST by MNJohnnie ("Good men don't wait for the polls. They stand on principle and fight."-Soul Seeker)
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To: MNJohnnie
You need some anger mangement of something.

Just because I going to spring break and your not, don't get mad at me.

Have a wine cooler and chill.

56 posted on 03/03/2006 9:37:49 AM PST by angrymullet
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To: angrymullet

We concervatives recommend quail hunting instead.


57 posted on 03/03/2006 9:38:12 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Tijeras_Slim; angrymullet

Lol. Just don't drink the bong water.


58 posted on 03/03/2006 9:38:22 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: angrymullet
I'm afraid that before going to college you needed some remedial English. If you are [as you claim to be] a conservative, then you should be drinking conservatively, too, but you already are seeing double in referring to yourself in plural as "freshmen".
therefore, dear Gregs, remember basic commandments of conservative drinking:
1. Thou shalt not mix. What you started with, stay with.
2. Observe the timing. Do not attempt to sprint a marathon.
3. A man does not live by spirit[s] alone - and therefore do not forget to eat - before, during, and after drinking.
59 posted on 03/03/2006 9:38:24 AM PST by GSlob
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To: angrymullet

Forget Spring Break!

Stay on campus, take some English and Spelling classes to see whether you'll make it through freshman year.


60 posted on 03/03/2006 9:38:47 AM PST by aShepard
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