Paris Hilton Opens Up on Career, New Album

Fox News - FoxLife ^ | 3/8/06 | Roger Freidman

[GungaLaGunga]

Paris Hilton: No Reservations About Her

Exclusive: Saturday night, under the carport of the Beverly Hills Hotel. It’s 1:30 a.m., and a white luxury SUV pulls up. The passenger-side back door slides open, and a long leg, finished with a white high heel shoe, reaches down to the ground. Pan up: It belongs to Paris Hilton, in a white mini-dress, with a white fur stole around her shoulders and large pearls around her neck. She is blonde on blonde, dazzling, Marilyn Monroe reincarnated.

“Wait!” she announces as she steps on the pavement. “I forgot my CD!”

It’s her own CD, in fact, that she shows me, one she’s made with a variety of producers including Scott Storch and Dr. Dre.

Don’t be fooled: This CD is coming out whether you like it or not. “It’s scheduled for June,” she says, “on Warner Bros. Tom Whalley is really excited about it.”

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[GungaLaGunga]

I just pissed myself laughing......

[Shalom Israel]

From the sound of things, the sycophantic writer made a mess in his pants of another sort.

[finnman69]

The phrase "Act of God" springs to mind.

[VA_Gentleman]

She can't sing any worse than Ashlee Simpson.

[Spok]

"Paris Hilton Opens Up on Career, New Album"

Career? Did I miss something?

[ncountylee]

Barking dogs or screaming monkeys?

[karnage]

"Marilyn Monroe reincarnated."

MM was stunningly beautiful and a great actress. PH is just RWT (Rich White Trash).

[Wolfie]

Career? Did I miss something?

She's a professional...oh heck, its a word I won't use here (or anywhere else)...But trust me, she's a professional one.

[KarlInOhio]

You will notice that Paris, always cognizant of history, includes a cover of a No. 1 hit by Rod Stewart, a longtime Warner artist, with “Do You Think I’m Sexy?”

It would be more accurate if it was rewritten as "Do You Think I'm Skanky?"

[Looking4Truth]

Don't you just live the 'idle rich'.

One week they're going to be a 'singer', the next a 'designer', the next and 'actor', the next a 'porn star', oh wait..that one's been done already...

[Republican Red]

Paris Hilton: Spoiled Stupid Whore:

[Theresawithanh]

So, PH just plays dumb when she's on TV, but she's really, really, really smart? Suuuuuuuure she is!

[RepoGirl]

I couldn't really get the tone of this article. It could be read two ways. Either he really is drooling over Ms. Hilton and falling all over his tongue, OR he's being sarcastic and biting and satirical, but just being so subtle the message is getting lost. It could go either way, depending on the read.

How dare he compare her to Monroe, though. This vapid tramp has nothing on the Original Blonde Bombshell.

ps. Gunga, so... do you have total enlightenment from the Llama? ;-)

[Gay State Conservative]

And this impacts me how....?

[Thinkin' Gal]

She is blonde on blonde, dazzling, Marilyn Monroe reincarnated.

Paris Hilton makes Marilyn Monroe look like the Flying Nun.

When I asked her what happened to fiancé Paris Latsis, she replied: “He wasn’t hot enough.”

Ohhh so sad... Paris and Paris fell out of Louvre.

[Spok]

I'd have to give this one to Karl Marx-her and Hollywood really ARE the dark side of capitalism. (sarc)

[steve-b]

Paris Hilton Opens Up

[ TRELAINE ] This is too easy! [ /TRELAINE ]

[Moleman]

Probably not the first time Paris has worn a pearl necklace...

[Brandi in AZ]

You're terrible...and I'm just as terrible for kmowing what you mean ;>).

[Brandi in AZ]

I meant "knowing."