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Clooney film faces censorship (But You Know The New York Slimes...)
BBC World Service ^ | 3-8-06 | Julia Wheeler & Bender2

Posted on 03/09/2006 3:38:57 PM PST by Bender2

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To: peacebaby
Leela? Leela?

What'ch want? I'm in the pool!

There's a Louise here to see you... And she's steamed!

Okay... Where is she?

My name is Louise, but my FR ID is peacebaby... And just as I thought! You bring a knife to a gunfight!

I've got a gun, honey!

The let's get to it!

Fine with me...

Aren't we going to stop them?

I ain't getting in the middle of that! No way...

There they GO!

...SNAP!

...CRACKLE!!!!

...POP!!!!!!!!!!!!

She wasn't so tuff! Was she?

Well, that $50 you owe me... Shouldn't have bet on Leela. She's a great little scrapper, but she has a glass jaw.

21 posted on 03/09/2006 5:10:03 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Bender2

what can I say? I walk softly and carry a big stick...

And I'm prettier and smarter than she is.

Thanks Bender.


22 posted on 03/09/2006 5:12:37 PM PST by peacebaby (what's so funny about it?)
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To: peacebaby
I was rooting for ya, Louise!

Wow, that big stick really did the trick...

Note to self: Never, ever piss off peacebaby...

23 posted on 03/09/2006 5:18:14 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Bender2

never piss off peacebaby...you got that right...I might be small, but when I'm cornered... .


24 posted on 03/09/2006 5:22:55 PM PST by peacebaby (what's so funny about it?)
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To: geezerwheezer
Re: ...stop it!! You're making my sides hurt sooooo bad!!

I feel your pain, geeze... Sometimes I laugh so hard I split my surcingle... Then barf into it!

It is a laugh a minute, geeze! Especially when I'm around!

Better than "Hee-Haw!"

I vould not go zhat far... But it ess an interesting place... Interesting... But dumb"


25 posted on 03/09/2006 5:34:37 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Bender2

You is a freakin' sicko...and I love it soooo!!!! I wish I had your ability to look at serious stuff and laugh it off.


26 posted on 03/09/2006 5:37:56 PM PST by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: geezerwheezer
Yeah, geeze... I learned a long time ago that just about everything you watch on the news is all a big joke!

Except "Mr. Ed." That's some serious stuff, ya know!

Now, that boy was raised right...

But he still a cain't sleep with my daughter! Not till they's engaged, that is...

Awwwww Paw! You won't let me have any fun...

27 posted on 03/09/2006 5:47:07 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Bender2
Kennedy says, "Even old crimes should be punished"

ROFL!! Kennedy jokes never get old for me! You're a hoot!!

28 posted on 03/09/2006 5:51:51 PM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: Bender2

Mr. Ed...

You're funny, bender...pulling up this old stuff...
I wasn't born yet...

*(snort)


29 posted on 03/09/2006 5:52:00 PM PST by peacebaby (what's so funny about it?)
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To: Bender2; peacebaby

My gracious peace, I can't leave you alone for a minute. Clearly 'peacebaby' is a misnomer.


30 posted on 03/09/2006 5:56:30 PM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: Bender2

Geez! Now you owe me a new micro brew as well as a keyboard.


31 posted on 03/09/2006 5:58:42 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Visit Free Republic to enjoy shameless Schadenfreude as the lies of liberals are exposed!)
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To: Millee; Bender2

Millee, (smiling)

What! I can't get out on my own?

I'm a big girl now.


32 posted on 03/09/2006 5:59:00 PM PST by peacebaby (what's so funny about it?)
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To: Bender2

right...but rabbits are fine?


33 posted on 03/09/2006 5:59:16 PM PST by xp38
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To: peacebaby
Honey, I'm so old I remember the first 'live' run of "The Honeymooners!"

I love you, baby!

And my Mom often had Cagney over for breakfast...

And our milkman... was named Shemp!

34 posted on 03/09/2006 5:59:28 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Bender2

To the Moon, bender2, TO THE MOON!


35 posted on 03/09/2006 6:01:04 PM PST by peacebaby (what's so funny about it?)
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To: Millee
Re: Kennedy jokes never get old for me!

And I was going to invite you for lunch and a sail, Millee... No, Abdulla, you were invited as lunch.

And Bill was going to play a ditty for us...

I wouldn't eat those two even if they came stuffed with favar beans and a five hundred gallon barrel of chianti...

Gad! Tony! That would gag... ...ME!

And I'll eat just about anything that is squishy and has a nice decaying odor...

36 posted on 03/09/2006 6:11:18 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Grampa Dave
Now, Gramps... Cool down... Just pull up a beanbag and take a swig of these perfect martinis...

Or get a brew from the cooler...

And the barbecue is ready! Dig in...

37 posted on 03/09/2006 6:16:46 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: xp38
Re: right...but rabbits are fine?

I agree, xp!

Once you go duck... You never go back!

Did dat just go over me head?

No, it made perfect sense...

Well, it did leave me a little in the dark...

Okay... Okay! I did a rabbit once. Heavens! It was for a part in a film!

Well... I'd never do that for a film part... I have my honor and good taste to consider!

That's it! No soup for anyone!

38 posted on 03/09/2006 6:28:57 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Allegra

Allegra! Allegra?

What you want, #2?

Breakfast is ready... Stop playing with those tanks and get in here! The new edition of the Slimes is out...

And I'm tired of cooking, so what do you want this morning? Ham? Eggs? Hash-browns? Lite beer or a Brandy Cooler?

#2? What are we going to do with that gal? She won't mind for shucks!

Yeah Bender... But she's so cute in the morning!

Well... And am I chopped liver in the morning?

All my girls are babes! Each and every one...

Even me? In this old thing...

39 posted on 03/09/2006 7:02:09 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: peacebaby
No peace, I'm sorry. You definately need a chaperone. Sigh...I guess I'll reluctantly volunteer to keep an eye on you when your out.


Okay, first we'll hit the liquor stores, then we'll see what all-male revues are in town, and then...
40 posted on 03/09/2006 7:16:39 PM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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