Winderful news, but The New York Slimes just stays the same...
Hot Off The Presses... EXTRA!
I have more of The New York Slimes Editions on my FR Homepage and my Archives Page
Posted on 03/09/2006 3:38:57 PM PST by Bender2
Clooney film faces censorship (But You Know The New York Slimes...)
by Julia Wheeler
The film which won George Clooney an Oscar may be banned in one of the countries where it was shot because of political sensitivities. Syriana was partly filmed in the United Arab Emirates. The authorities there are still deciding whether the film, which is a political thriller, will be shown.
(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.co.uk ...
Winderful news, but The New York Slimes just stays the same...
Hot Off The Presses... EXTRA!
I have more of The New York Slimes Editions on my FR Homepage and my Archives Page
For the cocktail Happy Hour I also dug up tomorrow's copy of that British rag the Daily Star and their story on old Lonesome George...
I wish I could suffer like that!
Me, too! I can provide Georgie some health care...
My bippy lost out again! 
funny stuff, bender!
Clooney and his far-leftist Hollywood mob are in love with their anti-Americanism.
"Clooney and his far-leftist Hollywood mob:
are in love with themselves.
ROTFLMAO
Ya know, I think old George would be a blast to go drinking and chasing broads with... Like the old Rat Pack! But as for his politics, as Sinatra would say, "The jerk leaves me cold."
Clooneys ego should be banned. It`s one thing to still not be married or have a steady relationship at 45 because you are gay or screwed up some other way, but it`s quite another when it`s because you are too in love with yourself. Clooney should take lessons from Tom Selleck.. being good looking doesn`t mean you can`t grow up and be a man for once. Curious how Tom Cruise gets all the gay rumors but Clooney seems untouchable.
Eh... Milhous... Let me ask you... So that I can be perfectly clear... Does that "R... O... T... F... L... M... A... O..." mean 'Rolling On The Floor Laughing My (Expletive Deleted) Off?'... Or does it mean... Give it a rest you... You full bodied Dick! 
You'll find out in a few years when they dig you up and cut your head off and stick it in a jar of white wine!
I have to say, Scream... I would really find it both a surprise... And a hoot! To find out George Clooney was gay!
Yes, that would be funny!
Georgie Gay! Oh MY GOD!!!!!!
Read IMDB...This one guy on there insists he is gay or at least bi. If you aren`t signed up for IMDB it, let me post what he wrote here.....
Ted Cassablanca says George is gay...
by - bjorkpluto 1 day ago (Wed Mar 8 2006 14:37:13)
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Well, just read Ted Cassablanca's column on Eonline...and he seems to be saying that not only is Jake Gyllenhaal gay as (Toothy Tile). He now says there is a new gay in town called "Crisp Lisp" and he seems to be implying that George Clooney is gay or bisexual. Truth be told..Ted has been right about a lot of things..he was right that Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow would break up...he was right about Brad and Jen splitting up long before other tabloid media got that section of the story...He's been right about a lot of things...But i would be shocked if George was gay.....
When you think about George Clooney could be at least bisexual or gay...he's always saying he does not want to have a relationship with a woman. He always talks about homosocial relationships about the importance of connecting, bonding, and working with other men. He's 44 years old..single..yet rich and good looking. I am not saying he should be married..but he seems to make a big deal about being a bachelor. and how he can really live without a woman.
Its this part of Clooney's persona I find interesting. It also seems like he wouldn't even want a long term companion or something....He is the one that brought press to himself about wanting to be a long life bachelor...So he shouldn't be surprised when the press start to dig up the dirt or start snooping around...He brought it on to himself...
..I also heard a rumour he brought his gay lover to the Oscars..and his lover was on the red carpet with him... Ted Cassablanca usually is right...he may be on to something about Crisp Lisp. According to Ted..Crisp Lisp..brought his gay lover to a big Hollywood Oscar post party..and although they weren't kissing they made clear they were a homosexual couple...Ted is on to something here...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/board/thread/37974960
Ahhh! Peacebaby, leave it to you to hit the nail right solid dead perfect on the head!
I tried that... And all I did was smash my thumb...
As I recall, you have smashed other appendages, too!
Whoa! Don't bring that up again!
you're cracking me up, bender2...and thank goodness you didn't show that woman with the blood pressure cuff on her arm. Phew!
LOL!!!!!
they can carve up that movie till there is only 15 min. left ...
it doesn't matter, every American hating a-hole will flock to see it
worked for fat boys f 9/11
I tell ya, Scream... Old Ted has spent too much time in the barrel for me to pay much attention to what he says... But it is an interesting read.
Hey, peacebaby! You want a piece of me?
Girls! Whoa! Girls! Stop that! 
You're right, #2... Let them wrestle it out in the mud pit!
You watch yourself, peacebaby. Leela cheats in the mud pit... Once she stuffed mud down my bloomers!
I wish I'd been there to see that!
for goodness sakes, Bender, you want to put me in the ring with a woman who obviously has high blood pressure?
....ok, I'll think about it.
Man...stop it!! You're making my sides hurt sooooo bad!!
Leela? Leela?
What'ch want? I'm in the pool!
There's a Louise here to see you... And she's steamed!
Okay... Where is she?
My name is Louise, but my FR ID is peacebaby...
And just as I thought! You bring a knife to a gunfight!
I've got a gun, honey!
The let's get to it!
Fine with me...
Aren't we going to stop them?
I ain't getting in the middle of that! No way...
There they GO!
...SNAP!
...CRACKLE!!!!
...POP!!!!!!!!!!!!
She wasn't so tuff! Was she?
Well, that $50 you owe me... Shouldn't have bet on Leela. She's a great little scrapper, but she has a glass jaw.
what can I say? I walk softly and carry a big stick...
And I'm prettier and smarter than she is.
Thanks Bender.
I was rooting for ya, Louise! Wow, that big stick really did the trick...
Note to self: Never, ever piss off peacebaby...
never piss off peacebaby...you got that right...I might be small, but when I'm cornered... .
I feel your pain, geeze...
Sometimes I laugh so hard I split my surcingle... Then barf into it!
It is a laugh a minute, geeze! Especially when I'm around!
Better than "Hee-Haw!"
I vould not go zhat far...
But it ess an interesting place... Interesting... But dumb"
You is a freakin' sicko...and I love it soooo!!!! I wish I had your ability to look at serious stuff and laugh it off.
Yeah, geeze... I learned a long time ago that just about everything you watch on the news is all a big joke! Except "Mr. Ed." 
That's some serious stuff, ya know!
Now, that boy was raised right...
But he still a cain't sleep with my daughter! 
Not till they's engaged, that is...
Awwwww Paw! You won't let me have any fun...
ROFL!! Kennedy jokes never get old for me! You're a hoot!!
Mr. Ed...
You're funny, bender...pulling up this old stuff...
I wasn't born yet...
*(snort)
My gracious peace, I can't leave you alone for a minute. Clearly 'peacebaby' is a misnomer.
Geez! Now you owe me a new micro brew as well as a keyboard.
Millee, (smiling)
What! I can't get out on my own?
I'm a big girl now.
right...but rabbits are fine?
Honey, I'm so old I remember the first 'live' run of "The Honeymooners!" I love you, baby! 
And my Mom often had Cagney over for breakfast...
And our milkman... 
was named Shemp!
To the Moon, bender2, TO THE MOON!
And I was going to invite you for lunch and a sail, Millee... No, Abdulla, you were invited as lunch.
And Bill was going to play a ditty for us... 
I wouldn't eat those two even if they came stuffed with favar beans and a five hundred gallon barrel of chianti...
Gad! Tony! That would gag... 
...ME!
And I'll eat just about anything that is squishy and has a nice decaying odor...
Now, Gramps... Cool down... Just pull up a beanbag and take a swig of these perfect martinis...
Or get a brew from the cooler...
And the barbecue is ready! Dig in...
I agree, xp!
Once you go duck... 
You never go back!
Did dat just go over me head?
No, it made perfect sense...
Well, it did leave me a little in the dark...
Okay... Okay! I did a rabbit once. Heavens! It was for a part in a film!
Well... I'd never do that for a film part...
I have my honor and good taste to consider!
That's it! No soup for anyone!
Allegra! Allegra?
What you want, #2? 
Breakfast is ready... 
Stop playing with those tanks and get in here! The new edition of the Slimes is out...
And I'm tired of cooking, so what do you want this morning? Ham? Eggs? Hash-browns? Lite beer or a Brandy Cooler?
#2? What are we going to do with that gal? 
She won't mind for shucks!
Yeah Bender... But she's so cute in the morning!
Well... And am I chopped liver in the morning? 
All my girls are babes! Each and every one... 
Even me? In this old thing...
hehe...but I was so looking forward to rabbit bisque
Will this do?
LOL...ok....um do you have anything to say about this thread? http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1593597/posts
then we'll see what all-male revues are in town, and then...
Dangit, Millee! I thought you'd out grown that stuff! Might I believe peacebaby and her friend Thelma are responsible for this?
Not us, #2...
We have places to go and things to do...
yeah, #2...
peacebaby and Thelma are innocent as the driven snow...
Come on with us, Millee... 
Yeah, me and Leela are going to make all the strip-bot clubs... Get plastered... And see what bolts we can loosen up!
I hate sandstorms.
Nothing like barbequed liberals in the afternoon!
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