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The Sun (UK) ^
| March 28, 2006
| Julie Moult
Posted on 03/28/2006 5:56:13 AM PST by Quilla
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Kook alert.
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posted on
03/28/2006 5:56:15 AM PST
by
Quilla
To: Quilla
Where is South Park when you need it.
To: Quilla
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA .. Good luck Tom
I predict Katie will rip those signs to shreds after a couple hours of labor
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posted on
03/28/2006 5:58:48 AM PST
by
Mo1
("Stupidity is also a gift from God, but it should not be abused." Pope John Paul II)
To: Quilla; sure_fine
To: Quilla
"Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and child..."
ROTFL and giving myself a hernia....
I certainly hope Tom is standing by her right hand when he tells her this while she pushes...remembering the height of the delivery table, she should be right at target.
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posted on
03/28/2006 5:59:40 AM PST
by
OpusatFR
To: Quilla
She was well-known for her Catholic beliefs I have no idea what that means.
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:00:23 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: butternut_squash_bisque
This quote frightens me:
The doctrine stresses newborns cannot be poked or prodded for medical tests or spoken to for seven days.
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:01:52 AM PST
by
Quilla
To: Quilla
"They think it can cause psychic damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome. "
It's not noise during birth that needs years of therapy to overcome - it's the cult itself.
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:02:44 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: Quilla
The cults creator, sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard, once said: Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and child. Applied to Scientologists...that's like shutting the barn door after the horse ran off.
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:02:50 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(Scientologists should all burn in hell, if only for getting John Travolta to do "Battlefield Earth".)
To: Quilla
That's why my kids are such a mess -- I yelled my unmedicated head off! (Maybe if I put them in an isolation tank....)
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:04:28 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: Quilla
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What's really funny is people like this think I'm a whack job because I'm a Republican. |
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:05:10 AM PST
by
Fintan
(Hey, you can't make this stuff up.)
To: Quilla
In the interest of equality, I think that if the woman must not be given pain medication, (which by the way would certainly help with the screaming), the husband should be required to run sewing needles in and out of his eyeballs for the duration of the delivery, at which time he would be allowed to remove the glowing oak embers from his a$$hole.
Just a suggestion......:0)
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:05:29 AM PST
by
yer gonna put yer eye out
(ACLU = heterophobic, Ameriphobic, brainophobic (CAUTION: I made up some of these words))
To: Izzy Dunne
She was well-known for her Catholic beliefsJust something they felt like writing.
Actually she was well-known and happened to be a nominal Catholic.
To: Quilla
No kidding.
Talk about cruel and sick. What mother could be silent around her newborn? What mother doesn't want to cuddle her baby and coo to her precious infant? This is just bizarre.
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:06:50 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: Quilla
Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:08:23 AM PST
by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: Quilla
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:08:30 AM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com)
To: eyespysomething
I could make a joke here about putting some of the placards up in the house after the birth to help remind one's wife to keep her trap shut, but I won't.
Just pinging you to the insanity that is Cult Living Today.
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:10:41 AM PST
by
SittinYonder
(That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
To: OpusatFR
I hope he makes the same mistake my ex did...putting his hand over her mouth. I bit the crap out of him, LOL!
To: yer gonna put yer eye out
Or swallow, and subsequently pass (no pun intended) a football.
To: Quilla
The doctrine stresses newborns cannot be poked or prodded for medical tests or spoken to for seven days.Bull-cookies. My kids responded very well to my voice right after birth. And how do you find out if the kid is healthy if you can't poke the baby. Methinks Tommy Cruise himself currently has single digit Apgar tests scores.
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posted on
03/28/2006 6:18:05 AM PST
by
pikachu
(Chuck Norris prefers cats to dogs. This is because cats fit better in his George Forman grill.)
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