Posted on 03/28/2006 6:49:43 AM PST by gate2wire
Saw the Larry the Cable Guy movie yesterday and liked it. One particular scene almost made me cry. So this morning I have been thinking of scenes which did make me cry...laughing. So, please help me out and share some scenes.
Get 'er done.
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: The knights attack a french castle only to be defeated by insults and catapulted farm animals.
BLAZING SADDLES: Cowboys sit arond the campfire eating beans. (I don't care who you are, that's funny.)
PORKY'S: Coach has sex with "Lassie" in the boys' locker room.
PORKY'S: Coaches sit in Principal's office as Buella Ballbreaker suggests a police line-up to find a mole on a boy's "tallywacker."
Funniest scene-
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: Arthur fights the black knight.
Bachelor Party is full of gut busters:
The drug overdosed horse snorting and chewing pills then winds up dead in the elevator.
Q: "Wheres the groom?"
A: "In the bedroooooom!"
The Japanese business men getting voluntarily serviced by one of the women, disguised as a prostitute, that went to crash the party.
One of the groom's friends hooks up with what he later finds out is a he/she then, in utter horror, scrubs himself silly.
LOL everytime I see that.
"I'm in a hurry. To the House of Representatives. Ride like fury. If you run out of gas, get Ethyl. If Ethyl runs out, get Mabel. Now, step on it."
We took MY grandma to the same movie and she never forgave us because of the snake pit scene!!
Haven't seen that one in so long. Don't even remember much about it. Will have to watch it next time it comes on.
DRIFTWOOD (Groucho Marx): It's all right. That's-that's in every contract. That's-that's what they call a sanity clause.
FIORELLO (Chico Marx): You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus.
Night at the Opera
Animal House The deans office with the dead horse in the background. Worker in background measures horse, measures door, shakes head and cranks up chainsaw.
Yes. The tennis, chat with future Father-in-law, lunch scene was fantastic.
Bruce Almighty when Bruce makes the new anchor guy screw up on live TV. I peed my pants!
Bruce Almighty, when the monkey egresses then subsequently ingresses via the mugger's rectum.
~~~~~sharing a brain wave~~~~~~
Ass dwelling butt monkey. Classic!
Remember "So now I tell you how we fly to America"?
Police Academy, when the chief is being Monica'd under the podium while attempting to give a speech.
Didn't see the whole movie. Did see the anchorman scene. Very funny.
Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail of it.
Duck Soup, spoken by Groucho Marx
When I saw Raiders the first time, I about lost it when Indiana Jones shoots the sword wielding Arab instead of it turning into a big fight scene.
YES!!! "That handler looks familiar" (paraphrase)
I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.
Horsefeathers
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