That's just what I though of when I saw this thread. I completely lost it when Cartman pulled the megaphone out and repeated his statement.
That and Saddam's, "OOhhhh, Satan???"
Posted on 03/28/2006 6:49:43 AM PST by gate2wire
Saw the Larry the Cable Guy movie yesterday and liked it. One particular scene almost made me cry. So this morning I have been thinking of scenes which did make me cry...laughing. So, please help me out and share some scenes.
Get 'er done.
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: The knights attack a french castle only to be defeated by insults and catapulted farm animals.
BLAZING SADDLES: Cowboys sit arond the campfire eating beans. (I don't care who you are, that's funny.)
PORKY'S: Coach has sex with "Lassie" in the boys' locker room.
PORKY'S: Coaches sit in Principal's office as Buella Ballbreaker suggests a police line-up to find a mole on a boy's "tallywacker."
Funniest scene-
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: Arthur fights the black knight.
Where the money is buried. Under the big "W".
"Otto tried to k-k-k-k-kiss me"
Ruthless People had me on the floor. Especially the scene where Danny Devito answered the phone and it was a wrong number.
Or the guy trying to slash his wrists with an electric shaver.
"what's happening to my special purpose?!"
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
The Hollywood Knights always one of my favorite movies.
"You know I've had this taste in my mouth before."
"Yeah, it does have a little wang to it."
"Lawrence. Lawrence of Arabia. He was an English guy. He came to fight the Turkish."
"VOOOOOOOO-LA-RE........."
"Turk did you come?"
"A little."
Newbaum! Where's my El Camino?
I think The Jerk was Martin's best movie.
It was funny when they kept calling Ethel Merman "the old bag."
"You know I've had this taste in my mouth before."
"Yeah, it does have a little wang to it."
That was a little sick. :-)
Funnier still when Milton Berle and that Englishman turned her upside down to get the car keys out of where she hid them (in her bosom!)
"you mean I'm gonna stay this color?!"
Or when she called her son Sylvester from the pay phone.
"He's coming here. He's coming here to get us. He's just like your father, a big, stupid moron!"
"Well, hello there little anal dwelling butt monkey!"
I was rolling with that one. Had to share it with a gay co-worker, who loves good natured jokes. He was rolling too.
"I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass."
"Lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it."
Buster Keaton in "Safety Last"
Keaton is trying to help his friend evade a cop.
To do this he writes "eM kciK" in white chalk on a wall.
When the cop approaches Keaton to ask where his friend is, he backs the cop into the wall so that the chalk gets on the back of the cop's dark colored uniform.
A minute later the cop approaches the town drunk, who then starts kicking the cop...so the cop is then occupied with the drunk who is kicking him.
"He hates these cans."
"More cans."
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