"What, this? It's only a flesh wound."
The scene in Dumb and Dumber where Lauren Holly playfully throws some snow at Jeff Daniels, and Jeff Daniels takes it seriously, packs a snowball and fires it at her at point-blank range.
The video store scene in Bad Boys II.
LOL!
My ultimate: Dr. Frankenstein and the Monster in white tie and tails, singing "Puttin' on the Ritz", in Young Frankenstein. I've seen it so many times, and it just dissolves me every time.
Uncle Lonnie (Buddy Hackett) explains that Peter (Jay Mohr) needs to think positive.
"When I lost my testicle, I got depressed. But now when I get out of the shower every morning, I look in the mirror and say
'The sack is half-full!'"
The scene in The Money Pit when the bathtub falls through the upstairs floor.
Meaning of Life - Mr. Creosote
Very crude movie, but I laughed myself silly in 'Team America'.
"Were are your hands?"
"Between two pillows"
"ARGH!! Those aren't pillows!!!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAH
Weekend At Bernies during the last half where Bernies body is dragged all over the island had me on the floor. I was very surprised how much I laughed. I heve never seen it again or the sequel since I want to preserve the memory.
The fight scene near the end of "Undercover Brother" when Eddie Griffith and Chris Katan are taunting each other and "Beat It" is playing in the background. Then Eddie Griffith loses a hunk of his afro and says "You touch the fro, you got to go!" Classic.
Another favorite is the "day after" telephone call scene in "When Harry Met Sally."
For some reason, I can't think of many particular scenes -- but here are some of my favorite funny movies/television shows:
Monty Python (Holy Grail -- shrubbery, Sir Robin's minstrels, Black Knight especially)
Black Adder (BBC series)
Napoleon Dynamite (especially Napoleon's dance and wedding scene at end)
Galaxy Quest
Chef! (BBC series)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (BBC series)
Airplane movies
First two Police Academy movies
Caddyshack
Foul Play
Young Frankenstein
Blazing Saddles, negro spirituals scene, it's twue, it's twue (hate beans scene)
Spaceballs
Get Smart
Original Dick van Dyke Show
Naked Gun
Skeet Surfing scene, Top Secret!
Real Genius
The Court Jester (especially Chalice from the Palace scene)
Arsenic and Old Lace (Teddy digging the Panama Canal)
The Tick (animated series)-- Especially the Heroes Retirement Home episode with Living Doll -- I'm full of tinier men!
Stripes -- heavily-armed recreational vehicle
Caddyshack
Fawlty Towers
The film is less than 70 minutes long, and at the end, I was laughed out -- I was so tired of laughing, I didn't want to laugh any more.
For those who can't bear watching black and white, the opening was shot in 2-strip Technicolor.
Life of Brian: The insurgents discuss amonst themselves their beefs about the Roman Empire at a planning meeting: (Paraphrasing)
"Right!! What've the Romans ever done for us?!"
....uhm, the aquaducts
....uhh, yeah...and schools..
....streets are safer
....yeah, and public sanitation
....right...and the roads...great roads
....markets are doin' alright..
"Awright Awright!! Well, then! Apart from building crucial water infrastructures, establishing educational facilities, maintaining civil order, improving public sanitation, expanding transportation routes, and providing for efficient commerce...WHAT'VE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US?!!!"
(In unison) "YEAH!!!"