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Caption Barbara Boxer - in need of a good ironing
Yahoo News | 4/12/06

Posted on 04/12/2006 12:14:55 PM PDT by memorandum1



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; boxer; frump
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1 posted on 04/12/2006 12:14:56 PM PDT by memorandum1
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To: memorandum1

"I wonder if Jean Cherie can get me a good deal on Botox... he must have a few frequent customer coupons lying around somewhere."


2 posted on 04/12/2006 12:16:25 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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Gezz. I'd be covering my mouth too.

1-800-botoxxx.


3 posted on 04/12/2006 12:17:40 PM PDT by mad puppy ( The Southern border needs to be a MAJOR issue in 2006 and 2008)
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4 posted on 04/12/2006 12:18:41 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (By 2004, annual inflow of foreign-born persons was down 24% from its all-time high in 2000--PEW)
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To: memorandum1

Mmmmm....tasty booger!


5 posted on 04/12/2006 12:19:29 PM PDT by Niteranger68 ("Only 4 out of 3 Democrats actually vote.")
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To: memorandum1

"Where did I put that jar of 'eye of newt'?"


6 posted on 04/12/2006 12:20:07 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (By 2004, annual inflow of foreign-born persons was down 24% from its all-time high in 2000--PEW)
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To: memorandum1

what's she doing scooping the dirt from under her nails with her tooth?


7 posted on 04/12/2006 12:20:40 PM PDT by MaineVoter2002 (http://jednet207.tripod.com/PoliticalLinks.html)
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To: memorandum1

Cruella de ville, cruella de ville
If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella, cruella de ville

The glare in her look, the ice in her stare
You innocent children, you’d better beware
The world was such a wholesome place until
Cruella, cruella de ville

First, you think think she’s a devil (she’s a devil)
And after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize, you see it in her eyes
She’s watching you from underneath a rock

That vampire bat that in she released
She ought to be locked up and never released
Like a spider for the kill, that’s old
Cruella, cruella de ville

First, you think think she’s a devil (she’s a devil)
And after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize, you see it in her eyes
She’s babi-bidi-babi-bidi-badi-bah!

That vampire bat that in she released
She ought to be locked up and tossed away the keys
The world was such a wholesome place until
Cruella, cruella de ville
Oh! cruella
Cruella, cruella de ville

Have memory!


8 posted on 04/12/2006 12:25:50 PM PDT by elc
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Not an attractive woman. The only way I'd have sex with her is if I was mad at my penis and wanted to get even.


9 posted on 04/12/2006 12:27:01 PM PDT by the tongue
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10 posted on 04/12/2006 12:28:36 PM PDT by memorandum1
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To: the tongue
Not an attractive woman. The only way I'd have sex with her is if I was mad at my penis and wanted to get even.

I think I'd take my chances with Lorena Bobbitt first.

11 posted on 04/12/2006 12:30:34 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Former SAC Trained Killer)
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To: the tongue
The only way I'd have sex with her is if I was mad at my penis and wanted to get even.

That would be odd.

12 posted on 04/12/2006 12:37:34 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: RacerF150
ROTFLMAO! Spitting Peeps® out on my monitor! Best laugh of the day, so far. Thanks!
13 posted on 04/12/2006 12:41:32 PM PDT by butternut_squash_bisque (The recipe's at my FR HomePage)
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"This 'bedhead' look just doesn't work for me."


14 posted on 04/12/2006 12:42:49 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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ROTFLMAO! Spitting Peeps®

You're supposed to save those for Sunday!

15 posted on 04/12/2006 12:45:02 PM PDT by Niteranger68 ("Only 4 out of 3 Democrats actually vote.")
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To: memorandum1

As my Dad used to say "how much does she charge to haunt a house?"


16 posted on 04/12/2006 12:45:10 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: memorandum1

"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too!"


17 posted on 04/12/2006 12:45:16 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: memorandum1

Either that, or she's trying hard to remember where she left her stash of poisoned apples.


18 posted on 04/12/2006 12:45:56 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: memorandum1

Smell my finger!


19 posted on 04/12/2006 12:47:18 PM PDT by Born Conservative (Chronic Positivity - http://jsher.livejournal.com/)
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To: memorandum1
She is really crusty looking. Yikes!
20 posted on 04/12/2006 12:50:34 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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