Cruise: I'll eat placenta

The Sun ^ | 4/17/06 | staff

[Rebelbase]

TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”

[Rebelbase]

With fava beans and a nice Chianti......

[Anti-Bubba182]

Sheesh~!

[Flavius]

freak

[hispanarepublicana]

My dad used to have a saying about a certain level of insanity that rises to that of a sh*t-house rat.

[El Conservador]

...and the downward spiral contiunes unabated.

[SquirrelKing]

HEEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHA!

[King Prout]

oh. yuck.

[Army Air Corps]

Well, Cruise is nuttier than one...

[dynachrome]

Tom Cruise crap again. Yuck.

[Chickensoup]

Everyone who I know who was born in a tree house or to drumming or by Leboyer method between 1965 and present had parent eat the placenta, usually accompaniaed by whatever marijuana they could scrounge.

[rellimpank]

--first heard of this amongst the vegans, vegetarians, and assorted tree huggers in the Bay Area in the late '70's--they didn't appreciate me telling the old joke about the rancher, having to leave the ranch, leaving the pregnant wife in care of the foreman---

[jazusamo]

I believe Tommie is sicker that I thought he was.

[pgkdan]

Oh man...I think I'm going to be sick...

[EveningStar]

He's insane.

[CheneyChick]

freak

[HairOfTheDog]

He should let her have it.... she's gonna need the protein more than him ;~D

[martin_fierro]

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

Tom. Enough. Already.

[RMDupree]

Just ~wrong~!

[Ramius]

Well, yeah... but...

consider the source. Even with the Cruise-meister I have a hard time buying this one.

[SevenofNine]

HD you won't believe this

Tom is sicker than I thought what does think he is

A CAT???

[Aussie Dasher]

Could Tom Cruise possibly be the secret love child of Howie Dean?

They're both certifiably mad...

[gondramB]

Isn't that cannibalism. Isn't cannibalism illegal?

[Dashing Dasher]

TMI

[AnnaZ]

This thread sooooooooooo needs a "Barf Alert", it's the words=pixel-equivalent of one thousand nude Helen Thomas pix.

Ohmigosh he is SUCH A FREAK!!!

[Oztrich Boy]

Anybody remember when we thought Michael Jackson was weird?

[Delta 21]

Oh my! Surly he will cook it first?(!)

[King Prout]

sauteed with young onions, like a good piece of liver.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

. . . then he'll eat the baby or maybe he'll feed it to a dingo,

[DollyCali]

Thanks for the ping MF(I think).. YUK

[Army Air Corps]

What wine does one serve with placenta?

[King Prout]

beer.
Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[pcottraux]

I would be very surprised if this were true. I don't think "The Sun" is what you'd call a reliable source.

[Slings and Arrows]

How do we get him back into the closet?

[Slings and Arrows]

[King Prout]

dunno.
reminds me of a joke, tho...
In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?
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with a crowbar

[Slings and Arrows]

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"Never leave your buddy's behind."

[Echo Talon]

Maybe Tom has no idea what that looks like.. pretty frickin' disgusting.

[Spruce]

Every man needs a freind that will look them in the face and say "What the f*ck is wrong with you? Welcome to earth, dumbshit."

[King Prout]

oooOOOooo... nic, ah, "come-back"
'nite

[Watery Tart]

[Dallas59]

Clicky Here For Tom Cruise Killing O!pra In Iran

[nutmeg]

He's insane.

Yup... it's official now.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Next, Liberals will be actually eating babies. Very nutritious, no doubt. Very Progressive. About as civilized as fire ants.

Shades of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal...

God help us, God prod the consciences of such as this, Amen!

[Cindy]

FACT: There are a lot of evil, sick people in this world.

OPINION: As for the Hollywood darlings; they enjoy their names in the press as long as their names are spelled right. Regarding Cruise, if he's in a movie; I'm not going to see it.

[newzjunkey]

He's officially far off the deep, deep end. I wasn't sure I could be shocked by celebrities any more and then Tom opened his mouth to a GQ interviewer.

[newzjunkey]

Your story of vegans eating placenta in SF sounds like a crock but there it is on Straightdope! Placenta Stew

I don't know that old joke. Now I'm not sure I want to!

[onyx]

Speechless.

[BJungNan]

I knew a couple that did that. People are weird.

[cyborg]

Never heard of the eating thing...but I do plan to bury the placentas of my children.

[MaryFromMichigan]

Never heard of the eating thing...but I do plan to bury the placentas of my children.

Interesting. Why do you want to do that?