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Cruise: I'll eat placenta
The Sun ^ | 4/17/06 | staff

Posted on 04/17/2006 8:27:36 PM PDT by Rebelbase

TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”


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To: Rebelbase
Clicky Here For Tom Cruise Killing O!pra In Iran
41 posted on 04/17/2006 11:15:37 PM PDT by Dallas59
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To: EveningStar
He's insane.

Yup... it's official now.

42 posted on 04/17/2006 11:49:36 PM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: Rebelbase; Calpernia; Cindy; doug from upland; Baynative; wagglebee; Quix; Howlin; onyx; Peach; ...

Next, Liberals will be actually eating babies. Very nutritious, no doubt. Very Progressive. About as civilized as fire ants.

Shades of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal...

God help us, God prod the consciences of such as this, Amen!


43 posted on 04/18/2006 12:30:46 AM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: Blurblogger

FACT: There are a lot of evil, sick people in this world.

OPINION: As for the Hollywood darlings; they enjoy their names in the press as long as their names are spelled right. Regarding Cruise, if he's in a movie; I'm not going to see it.


44 posted on 04/18/2006 12:40:50 AM PDT by Cindy
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To: Rebelbase

He's officially far off the deep, deep end. I wasn't sure I could be shocked by celebrities any more and then Tom opened his mouth to a GQ interviewer.


45 posted on 04/18/2006 1:12:57 AM PDT by newzjunkey (America for Americans: No amnesty.)
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To: All; rellimpank
Your story of vegans eating placenta in SF sounds like a crock but there it is on Straightdope! Placenta Stew

I don't know that old joke. Now I'm not sure I want to!

46 posted on 04/18/2006 1:17:19 AM PDT by newzjunkey (America for Americans: No amnesty.)
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To: Blurblogger

Speechless.


47 posted on 04/18/2006 2:12:47 AM PDT by onyx (It's easier to indict a ham sandwich or Tom DeLay than it is to indict a Democrat.)
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To: Rebelbase

I knew a couple that did that. People are weird.


48 posted on 04/18/2006 2:14:36 AM PDT by BJungNan
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To: Rebelbase

Never heard of the eating thing...but I do plan to bury the placentas of my children.


49 posted on 04/18/2006 3:14:08 AM PDT by cyborg (I just love that man.)
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To: cyborg
Never heard of the eating thing...but I do plan to bury the placentas of my children.

Interesting. Why do you want to do that?
50 posted on 04/18/2006 3:48:04 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Rebelbase

Heads up to Letterman's "Top Ten" writers.


51 posted on 04/18/2006 4:17:32 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: Slings and Arrows

52 posted on 04/18/2006 4:21:11 AM PDT by Rebelbase ("truth is not invalidated by suppression"--nicmarlo)
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To: Rebelbase

He clearly doesn't have any idea of what he's getting into. A placenta for a full-term baby is about the size of a dinner plate, and 1.5 to 2 inches thick. And the cord is long! And it's fibrous and rubbery.

Go ahead, Tom. The doc will save the placenta in a big ole stainless steel bowl so he can check to make sure it all made it out. Pull the curtain and enjoy your five pounds of placenta and two feet of cord in peace.

Those must be some seminars he's running for her "undereducated" family.


53 posted on 04/18/2006 4:38:55 AM PDT by Sashula
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To: Rebelbase
This looks like it was meant as a sarcastic joke and was quoted out of context, like he was ridiculing the stories about the Scientology silent birth and tried to show how ridiculous it was by throwing in something even sillier.

Please understand, however, that I do not mean to imply that Tom isn't nuts. That would be a disservice to all his strenuous recent efforts. Just that even nutjobs can be quoted out of context.

54 posted on 04/18/2006 4:40:21 AM PDT by HHFi
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To: Rebelbase

Yum, yum. http://www.pattiramos.com/Placenta.html


55 posted on 04/18/2006 4:46:02 AM PDT by Sashula
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To: rellimpank

OK, I will bite. Don't know that joke. Let's hear it.


56 posted on 04/18/2006 5:01:32 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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To: MaryFromMichigan; cyborg

Have it frozen for the stem cells... the cord at least.


57 posted on 04/18/2006 5:04:07 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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To: Rebelbase

One word describes Tom Cruise:SICKO!


58 posted on 04/18/2006 5:15:34 AM PDT by Thombo2
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To: Rebelbase

I thought this was a spoof! Is he for real? He is totally whacked....one sick puppy.


59 posted on 04/18/2006 5:18:47 AM PDT by Fawn
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To: Rebelbase

From the way it's written, it sounds like he was kidding.


60 posted on 04/18/2006 5:18:55 AM PDT by Schnucki
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