Cruise: I will eat placenta

The Evening Standard ^ | April 18, 2006 | Staff

[Maximus of Texas]

"we've all heard about burying the placenta under a newly planted tree"

Which might explain why the trees in Georgia take on female characteristics (Takes forever to leave the drive-thru lane at the tree bank, asks its neighbor trees if the new leaves make them look fat, etc.)

In Texas, we put in beer and beans in when we plant a new tree. That is why on most Sundays the front yard oak is sitting inside watching football.

[Zavien Doombringer]

Progesterone in large doses will cause sterility in men (Chemical castration) - Go ahead Tom, eat it... we don't need you to reproduce anymore...

[peacebaby]

" trees in Georgia take on female characteristics:

Those two huge knotholes on the front of the tree...

You're crazy, Max.

beer and beans? Hope that oak is planted down wind.

[NCC-1701]

That CAN NOT be healthy, cooked or otherwise.

[RayChuang88]

Gawd, I think Cruise's comments nearly made me want to offcially .

[Hildy]

This is not that outrgeous. Some cultures do it. But I've seen shows where women literally have parties, fry up their placentas and give them to the partygoers.

[Millee]

With a nice Chianti too??? What a freak!!!

[Pessimist]

Maybe he's part cow. They actually do that too. Of course in their case its all about getting rid of something that might attract predators.

[lesser_satan]

"But I'm not in the closet" ping!

[Dashing Dasher]

We miss you, Max.

[Maximus of Texas]

I'm here.

[kitkat]

***When I speak to the man that has experienced childbirth personally, then I will listen to him tell me that I have to be silent during birth.
Until then, no man will tell me how to behave when I am having a baby.
What a crock!***

Really! Having had three children of my own, I have to tell you that I did NOT scream...but only because I was afraid that if I started I wouldn't be able to stop. I admire the women who CAN scream. They're braver than I am.

But, hey, don't make it any more difficult for the MAN who fathered the baby.

[Maximus of Texas]

Worf eat worse that this!

[NCC-1701]

Klingons are some unsavory charachters. However, thye are nice to have on your side in a fight.

[DBrow]

http://www.marksverylarge.com/people/tandb7308.html

Shary Flenniken ran across this way back in the 70's.

I bet lots of people who live in Fuller Domes and eat organic granola are familiar with the practice.

And what do you suppose the effects are, when you eat a pound of hormone-soaked flesh? Will his voice change? Will he be able to grow a beard?

[Dashing Dasher]

I don't see you!!

[Maximus of Texas]

I'm right here! Nekkid!

[Dashing Dasher]

That's why I don't see you - the glare.

[b4its2late]

[Maximus of Texas]

Actually, the only glare should come from the knees down as I wear dress socks when I'm nekkid so that's the only part that doesn't get sun. Otherwise, no tan lines on this 40-something-year-old white guy, baby!