Posted on 05/06/2006 6:59:34 AM PDT by Panerai
It's been awhile since we covered anything Scientology related and, I don't know about you, but I desperately need a fix. Janeane Garofalo, star of such classics as The Truth About Cats, Dogs and Why I Shouldn't Be Acting, is stirring up a bit of controversy after publicly backing the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project on her Air America radio show, Majority Report.
The program, which is based on teachings by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, helps those who worked in and around ground zero during the immediate aftermath of 9/11 heal their mind, body and spirit. While, on paper, it sounds like a wonderful thing to be doing, many have blasted the program and questioned its validity.
Personally, if Janeane hasn't been cast in a live-action version of Daria: The Adult Years, then I really don't care to hear anything from her. If she's so hell-bent on promoting Scientology through her radio show, then perhaps she should change it from Majority Report to Minority Report. Then, maybe Tom Cruise can step in and predict a future crime or something. Eh, just an idea.
It already is a Minority report...she would be truthful (something anathema to libs) if she named it Minority Report.
God created Scientologists so that Jehovah's Witnesses would have somebody to laugh at.
If you have a friend or loved one who is susceptible to following a false religion, I think you should steer them in the direction of Scientology rather than islam or JH - or even modern American Episcopalianism. Why? Because when the time comes that they have to account to God and they start explaining their Scientology beliefs, God will be laughing so hard that maybe He'll forget to punish them.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Just when you thought she wasn't fcuked-up enough.
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