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To: dukeman

Just put a gun on the table, as a background decoration! Just kidding, Tell him you will break his legs if he does not behave and I would not let him drive her to the prom. Don't they take Limo's?


4 posted on 05/13/2006 6:41:18 AM PDT by angcat (("Bin Laden shows others the road to Paradise, but never offers to go along for the ride." GWB))
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To: angcat
A girl's dad once gave me a very enlightening speech. It went like this:

I served in the infantry for thirty years, including Vietnam. If you do not have my daughter home by 10:00, I will kill your a--.

I took him at his word and had her home by 9:00.

53 posted on 05/13/2006 7:05:26 AM PDT by flying Elvis
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To: angcat
Just put a gun on the table, as a background decoration! Just kidding, Tell him you will break his legs if he does not behave and I would not let him drive her to the prom. Don't they take Limo's?

Our daughter and her date are taking a stretch limo that they rented with 5 other couples. It's a big relief for us that none of those kids are driving. Besides, it will be like a big party for them. No alcohol is allowed in the limo.

On another note- Husband likes to invite the boyfriend(s) over when we castrate the bull calves. Leaves a lasting impression. Especially when the dog eats the 'nads in front of them!

63 posted on 05/13/2006 7:20:08 AM PDT by MJemison
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