Dark carnival of Satanists meet in Hollywood ( city-of-the-damned known as Los Angeles,)

Breitbart/AFP ^ | Jun 07 2006

[IrishMike]

Satanists from around the world gathered in Hollywood for a mass to mark June 6, 2006, or "6-6-6," and to mock fears over the date known by dark believers as the number of the beast.

The sold-out evening high mass also commemorates the anniversary of the organizing group, the Church of Satan, founded by Anton Szandar La Vey in 1966 who was dubbed "the black pope" by the press.

"Satanists from around the globe are converging on that city-of-the-damned known in common parlance as Los Angeles," the group said on its website.

The mass, an original three-act dramatic ritual, will be celebrated in a theatre with a telephone prefix of 666 by Bryan Moore and Heather Saenz, married suburbanite Satanic priests and parents.

But Satanists say they actually have no regard for the number. "For Satanists, numbers are just numbers, and June 6, 2006 is a day like any other," says Satanic High Priest Peter Gilmore.

Some believers though have tried to time childbirth with the date, and some of the superstitious have attempted to delay deliveries to avoid it, according to Gilmore's comments posted on the church website.

La Vey appeared in the Roman Polanski film "Rosemary's Baby" as Satan himself, but maintained up until his death in 1997 that church members were just "iconoclasts and pranksters," and called Satanism a "cosmic joy buzzer."

[50sDad]

"Satanists from around the globe are converging on that city-of-the-damned known in common parlance as Los Angeles," the group said on its website.

How do they tell the difference?

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.

[nosofar]

666 = number of the beast


665 = older brother of the beast
660 = Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 = Beast Common Denominator
(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
00666 = Zip code of the Beast
666mph = The speed limit of the Beast
$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
$666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast

[Kimmers]

Thanks for the laugh....

[demsux]

Anton Szandar La Vey in 1966 who was dubbed "the black pope" by the press.

Bill Clinton will be pissed that he didn't think of being the first black pope.

[Hildy]

Us "PURISTS" refer to the day as, 6/6/2006, a little bit of a different, wouldn't ya say?

[JamesP81]

LOL! Got leave a placemarker on that one...

[Disambiguator]

There used to be a Highway 666 that ran from Gallup north through the Navajo reservation.

It has since been re-numbered to 491.

[Kimmers]

Talk about a marriage made in hell, Satanists and Hollywood.

[IrishMike]

Were you bored ????

[IrishMike]

......Talk about a marriage made in hell, Satanists and Hollywood...........


Why ? Just because they think alike.

[D1X1E]

La Vey........... maintained up until his death in 1997 that church members were just....."pranksters", and called Satanism a "cosmic joy buzzer

My first thought was to wonder what he thinks now :(

[IronJack]

666 Women's -- dress size of the Beast's wife
666 EE -- shoe size of the Beast
666 DD -- ... you figure it out ...

[Comstock1]

Oh, I thought it was the SAG Awards...

[2banana]

But Satanists do not actively recruit, instead they rely on selective breeding, otherwise known as eugenics, to grow the flock. "Satanists are born, not made, and we are interested in preserving and improving our genetic integrity," La Vey wrote in The Cloven Hoof, a Satanic magazine, in 1988.

>> WTF does that mean?

[12th_Monkey]

I tip my hat to you, your post was funnier than Hell...so to speak.

[evets]

Was J. F'n K. there?

[Gefreiter]

111, The Number of the Least

[IrishMike]

But Satanists do not actively recruit, instead they rely on selective breeding, otherwise known as eugenics, to grow the flock. "Satanists are born, not made, and we are interested in preserving and improving our genetic integrity," La Vey wrote in The Cloven Hoof, a Satanic magazine, in 1988.
>> WTF does that mean?
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INCEST........
And the ones who don't have white hair and or pink eyes are KEEPERS