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German suspected of murdering woman with sausage
Reuters ^ | 6-9-06 | reuters

Posted on 06/09/2006 2:16:10 PM PDT by Rakkasan1

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a Bockwurst sausage. Prosecutors and police said the 50-year-old was arrested after the discovery of a woman's body in an apartment in Zwickau, eastern Germany. They said she had choked on a Bockwurst, which is a popular large German sausage. The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death.

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KEYWORDS: cup; frankfurt; german; go; killbasa; murdered; sausage; to; way; world; worst
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To: Rakkasan1

I've had women come close to murdering my sausage, so it all evens out.


61 posted on 06/09/2006 2:54:02 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: MPJackal

LOL!


62 posted on 06/09/2006 2:59:48 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: Sender
I did not administer a bockwurst to that woman, Miss Lewinski...

In his case, more likely a cocktail weenie.

63 posted on 06/09/2006 3:02:59 PM PDT by gogeo (The /sarc tag is a form of training wheels for those unable to discern intellectual subtlety.)
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To: Rakkasan1

He is just a sauerkraut she wouldn't eat his bockwurst.


64 posted on 06/09/2006 3:05:08 PM PDT by A message (Zarqawi dead, Democrats deeply saddened)
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To: gogeo


This is just so much salami


65 posted on 06/09/2006 3:05:46 PM PDT by Michael121 (An old soldier knows the truth. Only a Dead Soldier knows peace.)
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To: CzarNicky

Allo Allo?


66 posted on 06/09/2006 3:05:59 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Rakkasan1

Ancipating that this will be one of "those" kinda threads I'm already smiling.----->:-)


67 posted on 06/09/2006 3:09:14 PM PDT by NRA2BFree (IF YOU CAN*T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, THEN YOU SHOULD STAND IN FRONT OF THEM)
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To: gogeo

Or a pig-in-a-blanket.


68 posted on 06/09/2006 3:15:18 PM PDT by synbad600
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To: Spunky

My gosh, it's almost as big as mine!!


69 posted on 06/09/2006 3:18:27 PM PDT by garyhope
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To: garyhope

Linda Lovelace, she wasn't.


70 posted on 06/09/2006 3:20:16 PM PDT by One4Indictment
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To: mollynme

'what do Italians eat for breakfast'

Hoffa Burgers.


71 posted on 06/09/2006 3:20:55 PM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: Rakkasan1

Brockwurst will now be placed in the same category as assault rifles.


72 posted on 06/09/2006 3:23:14 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Never forget Matt Maupin)
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To: mollynme

A fritatta perhaps?


73 posted on 06/09/2006 3:24:04 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
"Wurst story of the day."

I think we have a weiner!!

74 posted on 06/09/2006 3:24:44 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
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To: Rakkasan1
Is the man's name Abe Froman by any chance.
75 posted on 06/09/2006 3:26:09 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

I prefer cold pizza, myself.


76 posted on 06/09/2006 3:30:00 PM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: Rakkasan1
Image hosted by Photobucket.com administered??? i'll prolly get slapped for this but i damn near pizzed my pants laughing on that one... tooo funny!!!
77 posted on 06/09/2006 3:54:07 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: Rakkasan1

She must have been a saurkraut.


78 posted on 06/09/2006 5:02:47 PM PDT by Lokibob (Spelling and typos are copyrighted. Please do not use.)
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To: Lokibob
This is beating a dead smiley
79 posted on 06/09/2006 5:50:36 PM PDT by Michael121 (An old soldier knows the truth. Only a Dead Soldier knows peace.)
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To: mylife

that's the show


80 posted on 06/09/2006 6:41:12 PM PDT by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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