Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial

WRAL - AP ^ | Jun 28, 2:32 PM EDT | SHAUN SCHAFER

[ValerieUSA]

His wife is there to show support for the continuation of his (their) pension.

[GoldCountryRedneck]

Order in the court!! Order in the court!!

Here comes da' Judge???????

Just...ewwwwwwwwww....

~GCR~

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I've never turned down jury duty, but on this case I doubt I could maintain a straight face, and would no doubt get cited for contempt, if you can call ROFLMAO contemptuous.

[Dinsdale]

I'm not familiar with these gadgets.

Doesn't vacuum on flesh leave hickeys?

She never noticed?

Bet she's as big a perv as him.

[Ditter]

Right! LOL!

[Ditter]

I must plead ignorance here, I never even heard of one of these gadgets.

[rattrap]

"It sounded like a penis pump to me," Daniel Greenwood testified. He said he had seen such devices in "Austin Powers" and "Dead Man on Campus."

LMAO! "It sounded like... err... I mean... I've heard them on TV, yeah.. that's it, Austin Powers"

[Junior]

I can't sympathize as this is a device for which I have no use...

[martin_fierro]

Banging The Gavel PING

[fnord]

cheech and chong ... can't remember the bit it was in though

[Billthedrill]

Now we'll all wonder / how many FReepers do this / While they are FReeping!

Admin Mod: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
BtD: That's not mine.
Admin Mod: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by a Mr. Drill.
BtD: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Admin Mod: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Bill the Drill.
BtD: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Admin Mod: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by William T. Drill.
BtD: I wanna see my lawyer.

[xsmommy]

this story keeps popping up!

[refermech]

I don't get it. What law did this wanker break?

[alwaysconservative]

Great tag!

[BJClinton]

thanks, have you ever Googled you screen name? Kinda funny seeing posts made years ago.

[alwaysconservative]

YIKES! I don't know if I'm more distressed by what they put in or what they left out (LOL!). Only two pages, and I've probably had hundreds of posts, maybe thousands. (I know, I know, there's a way to look it up, but I'm lazy tonight.)

[xsmommy]

not sure, but think he is headed for the penile system....

[refermech]

Well he should bone up on prison ettiquette

[BJClinton]

I know, I know, there's a way to look it up, but I'm lazy tonight

LOL. It happens.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&as_qdr=all&q=+site:www.freerepublic.com+alwaysconservative

[xsmommy]

well for starters he should try to maintain an erect bearing, because i understand bending over in prison isn't a good idea....