Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial

WRAL - AP ^ | Jun 28, 2:32 PM EDT | SHAUN SCHAFER

[acad1228]

His poor wife in the photo, standing bravely at his side but unable to hold her head up. She will never be able to hold her head up again if that little town in OK is like the little town we lived in. If Mr. Ditter did something like that I would NOT be standing up with him, I'd be home packing to move.

That little town is this little town. This all happened three blocks from my house here in Sapulpa, Ok. They moved the trial to Bristow because of publicity, and because it would have been difficult to seat a jury of people who hadn't had someone in their family appear befor Judge Thompson in court.
That having been said, Mrs. Thompson is an incredibly strong woman who spoke vows to stand beside her husband through good times and bad. She's showing herself to be of a good deal better character than most, least of all, her husband.

I doubt seriously if Mrs. Acad would stand with me, and I wouldn't blame her. The only honorable path the judge could have taken was to divorce her, plead guilty, and walk away with his shame.

[acad1228]

In tears? Oh, please. Grow a spine, girlie.

Knowing him to be a stern and powerful man and her to be a quiet woman, I'm surprised she was even able to testify. Ya gotta remember, this is small town justice. If she'd gone screaming when this first happened, without proof, he could have had her put away for a long time. She had a reason to be afraid. Her tears are understandable.

[Slings and Arrows]

Just in case you thought the judiciary was sc***ing the country...

[NonLinear]

now im confused... was it cheech & chong or monty python?

Who are you going to trust? One who can beat the ping at will, or some other character?

I even gave you the name of the bit "Tripping in court"

[Echo Talon]

LOL! you da man! thanks... you are also correct... I looked it up and although I didn't find difinitive confirmation, "via yahoo search" multiple people have stated it to be a Cheech & Chong skit... good job! :) extra credit if you could find the video online. :)

[Echo Talon]

nevermind about the video... looks like it was on a Cheech & Chong record album(audio)1978

[NonLinear]

The orginal was on vinyl LP - no video. I don't know if maybe later someone did one, but I doubt it. All audio is my best guess.

The second link is a sample from the bit, but stops right before the line you are looking for.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000002KJ8/102-9517551-8036925?v=glance&n=5174
http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/clipserve/B000002KJ8001005/1/ref=mu_sam_ra001_005/102-9517551-8036925
http://play.rhapsody.com/cheechandchong/greatesthit/track-12?didAutoplayBounce=true

[Echo Talon]

thanks... (i found it) and listened to it, shhh dont tell anyone... LOL

Mr. Whorewinkel got his Pee pee wacked! :P

[Watery Tart]

At least it doesn't say he wore a wig....

[Rte66]

It sounded like something Sister Mary Elephant would say - to a bad boy in the claaaaasssss.

[Echo Talon]

LOL!

[RetSignman]

Wife: "I heard sh..sh..sh.. while we in bed but I thought he was just snoring"

[Manic_Episode]

At least he was going Sh-Sh-Sh instead of Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[PatrickHenry]

Penis Pump Ping List Don't ask to be added to or dropped from this list. Just don't.

[VadeRetro]

I'm not saying to take me off the "Penis Pump" list. But could you put it in a plain brown wrapper next time?

[longshadow]

I'm not saying to take me off the "Penis Pump" list. But could you put it in a plain brown wrapper next time?

I hope it isn't impertinent of me to ask, but what is that "pshhhht, pshhht" sound we can all hear in the background coming from you reply #95?

[PatrickHenry]

I can't sympathize as this is a device for which I have no use...

Uh huh. Sure.

[Hoplite]

1) The US is a nation of laws, and was founded upon the concept of natural law ("these truths to be self evident").
2) Nature abhors a vacuum.
3) Practice makes perfect.

It necessarily follows that members of the judiciary should practice filling vacuums.

Case dismissed!