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Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial
WRAL - AP ^ | Jun 28, 2:32 PM EDT | SHAUN SCHAFER

Posted on 06/28/2006 12:23:40 PM PDT by rface

BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) -- Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.

Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.

The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing.

Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.

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To: rface
A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance

OOOOOOOOOOOOK......

41 posted on 06/28/2006 1:05:34 PM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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To: Ditter
His poor wife in the photo, standing bravely at his side but unable to hold her head up

If the judge had been able to hold his head up without the pump, she wouldn't have to hold her head down.

42 posted on 06/28/2006 1:09:39 PM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...

No amateurs, please.
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"No wonder Justice is blind" (best line ever)

43 posted on 06/28/2006 1:09:38 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: dighton

Ahhhhh, so now we understand why judges don't wear pants underneath their robes ...


44 posted on 06/28/2006 1:09:55 PM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: rface

Hmmm. Could receive a stiff sentence....


45 posted on 06/28/2006 1:11:39 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: yellowdoghunter
"There are also reports that he clipped his toe nails during one trial and also shaved himself, (ya know, down there) during another. This guy is something else"

Witness: "Then he shot my husband in his belly...twice..(snob..sniffle)"

Judges thoughts: (Hmm. Let's see, excercised the 'ole pecker, check. Clipped my toenails, check. Shaved down the boys, check....man, what is this bitch babbling about?!)

46 posted on 06/28/2006 1:12:32 PM PDT by Sax
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To: cripplecreek
Bailiff, whack his pee pee.

what was that from? my brother says that all the time! LOL

47 posted on 06/28/2006 1:13:32 PM PDT by Echo Talon
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To: rface

I'm sure he'll face some stiff penalties.


48 posted on 06/28/2006 1:15:03 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: Echo Talon

I think it was a Cheech & Chong routine...


49 posted on 06/28/2006 1:15:19 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: Echo Talon

Cheech and Chong, "Trippin' In Court"


50 posted on 06/28/2006 1:16:44 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: dead
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51 posted on 06/28/2006 1:17:10 PM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: NonLinear

oh thanks! :)


52 posted on 06/28/2006 1:17:43 PM PDT by Echo Talon
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To: rface
Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss.

In tears? Oh, please. Grow a spine, girlie.
53 posted on 06/28/2006 1:17:57 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: BJClinton
NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow
54 posted on 06/28/2006 1:18:50 PM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: Junior

Ping!


55 posted on 06/28/2006 1:19:43 PM PDT by cjshapi
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To: Echo Talon

Monty Python, of course.


56 posted on 06/28/2006 1:19:52 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy (Carpe Sharpei!)
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To: rface

Can we please just refer to it as a tallywhacker ?


57 posted on 06/28/2006 1:20:22 PM PDT by stylin19a
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To: Ready4Freddy
Monty Python, of course.

now im confused... was it cheech & chong or monty python?

Bailiff whack his pee pee! LOL!

58 posted on 06/28/2006 1:22:12 PM PDT by Echo Talon
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To: rface

Whoa! Look at the size of his PENsion...

"Thompson, 59, is charged with four counts of indecent exposure, each punishable by up to 10 years in prison. If convicted, he would also have to register as a sex offender, and his $7,489.91-a-month pension would be in jeopardy."


59 posted on 06/28/2006 1:22:39 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Dinsdale
If she knew he was a perv and hadn't already left, she deserves to be embarrassed.
60 posted on 06/28/2006 1:27:18 PM PDT by Ditter
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