Posted on 06/28/2006 12:23:40 PM PDT by rface
BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) -- Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.
The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing.
Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.
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That little town is this little town. This all happened three blocks from my house here in Sapulpa, Ok. They moved the trial to Bristow because of publicity, and because it would have been difficult to seat a jury of people who hadn't had someone in their family appear befor Judge Thompson in court.
That having been said, Mrs. Thompson is an incredibly strong woman who spoke vows to stand beside her husband through good times and bad. She's showing herself to be of a good deal better character than most, least of all, her husband.
I doubt seriously if Mrs. Acad would stand with me, and I wouldn't blame her. The only honorable path the judge could have taken was to divorce her, plead guilty, and walk away with his shame.
Knowing him to be a stern and powerful man and her to be a quiet woman, I'm surprised she was even able to testify. Ya gotta remember, this is small town justice. If she'd gone screaming when this first happened, without proof, he could have had her put away for a long time. She had a reason to be afraid. Her tears are understandable.
LOL! you da man! thanks... you are also correct... I looked it up and although I didn't find difinitive confirmation, "via yahoo search" multiple people have stated it to be a Cheech & Chong skit... good job! :) extra credit if you could find the video online. :)
nevermind about the video... looks like it was on a Cheech & Chong record album(audio)1978
The orginal was on vinyl LP - no video. I don't know if maybe later someone did one, but I doubt it. All audio is my best guess.
The second link is a sample from the bit, but stops right before the line you are looking for.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000002KJ8/102-9517551-8036925?v=glance&n=5174
http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/clipserve/B000002KJ8001005/1/ref=mu_sam_ra001_005/102-9517551-8036925
http://play.rhapsody.com/cheechandchong/greatesthit/track-12?didAutoplayBounce=true
Mr. Whorewinkel got his Pee pee wacked! :P
It sounded like something Sister Mary Elephant would say - to a bad boy in the claaaaasssss.
LOL!
Wife: "I heard sh..sh..sh.. while we in bed but I thought he was just snoring"
At least he was going Sh-Sh-Sh instead of Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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I hope it isn't impertinent of me to ask, but what is that "pshhhht, pshhht" sound we can all hear in the background coming from you reply #95?
Uh huh. Sure.
It necessarily follows that members of the judiciary should practice filling vacuums.
Case dismissed!
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