squareboggling and screwpa and Zots, oh my!

Marsha Raymondo

[2piesonefork]

America is in peril. Terrorism, illegal immigration, crime, drug abuse, hijackings, racism and the diminishing of our Judeo Christian heretige by government schools, Multi-national corporations, political correctness, and liberal Democrats are taking its toll on this nation. It's hard to imagine that God hasn’t destroyed us given the way we just stick our finger in his eye. Could it get any worse. Yes it does!

All around America a dangerous trend from centuries past has begun to creep into our once proud Judeo Christian nation and it making a come back all across the nation. Square Boggle. (Or 2Boggle as it is commonly known in many Public schools, and Bath houses in California.) It is a dangerous and sacriligous thing that might just be the death of America and freedom and cause us to lose the GLLLOORRIIOUS WAR ON TERROR! It is the root reason why the Taliban is beginning to make a come back in Afghanistan, and why millions of illegal aliens are sneaking across the border. God is angry at America and did all these things to us because of squareboggling. Squareboggling is so evil we cannot even tell you everything about it. Only that it goes back centuries and was common in the south during the civil war. It is because of Squareboggling that they lost the war and could no longer keep human beings as property. Thats how deadly it is.

All we can tell you is that it is an evil fetish tradition from Europe that involves lesbianism and devil worship. It is also the inspriation for Boggle, an evil satanic word game that is popular among homosexuals that requires the player to perform illegal bondage acts and drink virgin blood in vampyre rituals!! Square boggling is real and it is dangerous. It is commonly done to commemorate the patron saint of SquareBoggling St. Victor of Dublin on July 25th, his feast day. The same day that hillbillies practice a similar holiday in the south that also contributed to the loss of the civil war called SCREWPA, a devil worship ceremony commemerating Victor of Dublin. This is when Squareboggling is usually performed. This sick evil satanic sex fetish that should be outlawed. (Note: SCREWPA is actaully a swear word spelled backwards in another language!)

WE must pray dear freinds for a revival in our nation in our land and in our hearts to save America from that twisted practice called Square Boggling as well as Screwpa. I’m telling all of you freepers that we need to ban them both. Otherwise God will destroy America. Im especially talking to those of you from cities where there are growing congregations of “the religion of peace.” You might not even be alive to wake up tomorrow. July 25th is coming! Might get very hot this summer if you know what I mean! Hotter than the center of the sun! Lets pray to God that our nation will heal itself of Square boggling and Screwpa and work for a better tomorrow for our children. That’s all.

[2piesonefork]

Gonna be hotter than the sun this summer if we dont start fighting this war to win. Im talking about the Bomb by the way.

[tet68]

Some one set you up the boggle.

[Thrusher]

IB4Z

[jdm]

Slow night at DU?

[Gordongekko909]

Bye.

[BenLurkin]

BOYCOTT BIG PIZZA!!!

[martin_fierro]

[rocksblues]

In before the Zot?

[jdm]

The first Boggle IBTZ ever!

[GATOR NAVY]

Me too!

[COEXERJ145]

In Before the ZOT!

[Blueflag]

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[DouglasKC]

Whoa.

[Lurker]

Must be related to Justin.

L

[johniegrad]

Nom de plume of Justin Raimondo?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

peggy hill says it's ok.

[BenLurkin]

Great game!

We have a house rule -- words have to be four letter minimum.....

[COEXERJ145]

Shot Upshot-Knothole Badger

Yield: 23 Kilotons

[Slings and Arrows]

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[jdm]

Wait, this guy is a retread. I can tell by his writing style. I'm off to find his (previously zotted) post.

[BenLurkin]

Too late!

That mind is l-o-n-g gone.

[hispanarepublicana]

Uh......ib4z?

[darkangel82]

Yeah, I could tell we'd seen this before.
IATZ and ping.

[hispanarepublicana]

Do you see the image of a Host on the sun?

[BenLurkin]

Mod is sleeping?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

NOt in before the banning...but in before the zot!

[King Moonracer]

IBTZ, Jethro?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

oops! Tied the zotting...

[Graybeard58]

Bye moron.

[scan58]

This reeks of classy-green-eyed-blondeness.

[RichInOC]

What in the name of God is this psych job talking about?

[stephenjohnbanker]

Zot ping!

[BenLurkin]

Moderator . . .

[Mr. Jeeves]

The sad thing is that some DUmmies think that certain types of FReepers would fall for this kind of gag.

The even sadder thing is that certain types of FReepers would fall for it. ;)

[Larry Lucido]

Justin got married? Nah!

[BenLurkin]

[Gordongekko909]

The mods are fine; check the title. They're just letting us bat this thread around like the Viking-helmetted kitties we are before they finally cast this thread into the Abyss.

[johniegrad]

Maybe the mod posted it to generate a little interest.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Exceptional ZOT ping!

[dynachrome]

Back away from the mushrooms.

[metesky]

Drat! Missed...

[Gordongekko909]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I think you bombed.

But nice try.

Would you like to run around in circles while I throw zucchini at you? It would make it more amusing.

[BenLurkin]

Hmmmmm>>>

No I found him... that's me pointing at the mod while he sleeps...

[stephenjohnbanker]

close : )

[stephenjohnbanker]

LSD? Possibly!

[BenLurkin]

Heh-heh.

Gotta go watch jeopardy.

Keep on zotting!

[digger48]

[humblegunner]

[Gordongekko909]

It's a hell of a drug.