52 Reasons To Stop Mowing (Zot a la Gallagher)

Fruitarian Network ^ | 1973 first version | Nonmowing Coalition

[AnnaZ]

Your posts Lazamataz, indicate that you have a lot of violent thoughts.

I finally find someone to agree with me, and it's the second coming of palo_verde.

*sigh*

[hellinahandcart]

This is even funnier than fruitarian's other post in the Religion forum.

[dighton]

it's the second coming of palo_verde.

Her second coming was a wicked parody called PolyVinyl.

[jellybean]

The tree is giving me the silent treatment. Can I assume this constitutes consent?

You've apparently hurt it's feelings by taking it's fruit without permission. I suggest tree counceling ASAP!

[MamaTexan]

And in the end "the fruit didn't fall far from the tree".

I wonder if it ever occurred to her that, when you eat soybeans, you're actually eating the seed of the bean plants.

She is, in fact, consuming aborted bean plants!

Eeeww!

[AnnaZ]

LOL!! How'd I miss it?!

[dashing doofus]

"I suggest tree counceling ASAP!"

For me, the tree, or the former Freeper known as Frutopian (or whatever)?

I seriously think that I am incorrigible, and the counselsing would be wasted on me. Just last weekened, I moved the lawn using a gas powered riding mower, then weed whacked, then used my leaf blower. I then consumed several bottles of beer, made from oats, grains, hops and other grasses. We had a salad (and steak) for dinner. We may have even had some POTATO(e) SALAD. I just can't remember after the orgy of violence...

(I also changed the propane tank on my mosquito killer, which operates by emitting CO2 and sucking the critters into a net, where they die.)

[SunkenCiv]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/user-posts?name=palo_verde

[Billthedrill]

Aw, heck. Once again working made me miss a good Zot thread. I figure it this way - the deer eat my garden, I eat the deer. Everybody wins. Eating is consuming life, and you're fooling yourself if you think that eating fruit is any more moral than eating your little brother. Well, maybe a little more. Unless he's as obnoxious as you are, then it'd be OK.

[#1CTYankee]

"C'mon now, the poster has been a member since *yesterday*."

That must be why she was able to post that dribble for so long, seniority!

[#1CTYankee]

"I just can't remember after the orgy of violence..."

Best laugh I've had all day.

Sounds like the same weekend I had, surprised my father hasn't mentioned my "Condition" having been a corrections officer for 26 years you'd think he would have spotted it by now.

[#1CTYankee]

"Gone to the troll graveyard now."

I've got to locate a Dr. McCoy photo.

[dashing doofus]

Thanx. (And thanx to your dad for doing a job most of us could not handle).

[SunkenCiv]

"Gonna Zot, Gonna Zot, All Around the Clock Tonight!"

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[SJackson]

How funny, all the canards.

I'm not an antisemite, Arabs are semites.

The Jews are Nazis.

They run concentration camps.

Israel is run by a junta.

The most nonsensical, Israel bombs babies.

Nonsense, you can't collect the blood when you bomb them.

Congratulations on your conversion.

[Zeppelin]

i didnt coin it

[darkangel82]

IATZ ping

[SunkenCiv]

[lyrics from a anti-Republican Vietnam vet]

Hitler Was A Vegetarian
by Joel Mabus
(1988)

...Remember when you told me we were what we ate?
Well, I've thought about that, darlin', and I'd rather be an animal 
than slowly vegetate.
So next time you skin potatoes and you gouge their little eyes,
Remember this before you start to sermonize:

Hitler was a vegetarian, don't you know? ...

[SJackson]

The term antisemite, Antisemitische was coined by a German political leader in the late 1870s, used as the name of his political party, Antisemitische Volks­partei. Later picked up by others in the European political realm. It referred to the hatred of Jews, and had no connection to racial semites at all.

[CougarGA7]

I was wondering when you were going to show up. My only regret is I had to actually go do some work. This thread is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

This gal is nuttier than a fruitcake.