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Study: Polar Bear Genitals are Shrinking
Yahoo News ^ | 8/23/06 | Charles Q. Choi

Posted on 08/24/2006 8:20:22 AM PDT by llevrok

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Who says Global Warming causes shrinkage?
1 posted on 08/24/2006 8:20:23 AM PDT by llevrok
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To: llevrok

I JUST GOT OUT OF THE POOL!!! Tell 'em about the shrinkage, Jerry!


2 posted on 08/24/2006 8:20:56 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: llevrok

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1689212/posts


3 posted on 08/24/2006 8:21:33 AM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: martin_fierro; pissant

This may be of interest, guys


4 posted on 08/24/2006 8:21:35 AM PDT by llevrok (When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
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To: llevrok
Did somebody mention shrinkage?


5 posted on 08/24/2006 8:22:51 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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Study: Scientists mauled trying to measure polar bear genitals
6 posted on 08/24/2006 8:24:07 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (I'd rather be carrying a shotgun with Dick, than riding shotgun with a Kennedyl! *-0(:~{>)
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How come you are all scratched up?
It's my new job.

What do you do?

I measure polar bear genitals.

7 posted on 08/24/2006 8:25:59 AM PDT by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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To: llevrok

Wrong species, wrong genitilia.


8 posted on 08/24/2006 8:26:49 AM PDT by pissant
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To: llevrok

I think the original study was done by "Need L. Dick"


9 posted on 08/24/2006 8:27:34 AM PDT by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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To: ecoEnquirer

Ping. Thought this was one of yours at first, but it is from Yahoo!
"The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants."


10 posted on 08/24/2006 8:30:27 AM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: llevrok

Now THERE'S a career for John Kerry, one in which he'll be able to make a greater 'contribution' to society than his current Sentorial scam.


11 posted on 08/24/2006 8:31:04 AM PDT by wvobiwan (BOYCOTT NYT, LAT, AP, Reuters, CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, BBC, WaPo, Haaretz, and ALL leftist rags!!!)
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To: llevrok

Stay out of Greenland,Bob!

12 posted on 08/24/2006 8:32:06 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: llevrok

draw straws to see who gets to measure


13 posted on 08/24/2006 8:32:45 AM PDT by wallcrawlr
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To: llevrok

Maybe it's the cold water.


14 posted on 08/24/2006 8:36:16 AM PDT by steve8714 (It's a Murray Head weekend!)
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To: llevrok

Freezing temps will do that.


15 posted on 08/24/2006 8:38:15 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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So would female polar bears start seeking out male black bears? Or are those stores just urban legend?

This could get Grizzly!

16 posted on 08/24/2006 8:52:18 AM PDT by pikachu (Be alert --we need more lerts!)
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To: llevrok

So are mine.


17 posted on 08/24/2006 10:54:02 AM PDT by buck61
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To: llevrok

Wouldn't yours?!


18 posted on 08/24/2006 10:57:09 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: pissant; martin_fierro; Fred Nerks; ValerieUSA

They were tipped off (so to speak) when a bunch of fetish-seeking polar bears turned up on a kinky singles website.


19 posted on 08/27/2006 8:42:40 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (updated my FR profile on Thursday, August 10, 2006. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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I wouldn't know about that, we don't have polar bears or kinky singles in Oz...what's a fetish?


20 posted on 08/27/2006 9:32:05 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (ENEMY + MEDIA = ENEMEDIA)
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