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Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive
AP ^
| 8/28/06
| Staff
Posted on 08/28/2006 7:26:35 AM PDT by Millee
A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.
No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.
The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.
"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."
Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.
(Excerpt) Read more at newsday.com ...
TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: doggieping; dogsvscats; doh; ladydriver; licensetodrive; toonces; whendogsgobad; womendrivers
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posted on
08/28/2006 7:26:35 AM PDT
by
Millee
To: Millee
But...but..but....he has a license.
To: Millee
Darwin reward candidate of the summer.
3
posted on
08/28/2006 7:29:26 AM PDT
by
golfisnr1
(look at a map)
To: Millee
She named her car, The General Li .
4
posted on
08/28/2006 7:29:39 AM PDT
by
jigsaw
(Islam Electric: "We Take Good Things From Life.")
To: Millee
If there is one thing worse than a woman driver . . . .
5
posted on
08/28/2006 7:30:12 AM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: Millee
My Shih-Tzu had a Class 1 with motorcycle endorsement. He was able to sign an "x" on his NC Driver's License application! LOL!
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posted on
08/28/2006 7:30:57 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(It's time to dismiss the Duke fake rape case, Mr. Nifong!)
To: Millee
Look! Dog can drive car, just not very well.
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posted on
08/28/2006 7:33:53 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: cripplecreek
Picturing dogs gunning the engine any time a cat crosses the street. :oD
8
posted on
08/28/2006 7:40:26 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
At least she wasn't eating the dog.
9
posted on
08/28/2006 7:44:41 AM PDT
by
nonliberal
(Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
To: DeFault User
"But...but..but....he has a license." LOL, Guess she missed that Cartrax commercial.
10
posted on
08/28/2006 7:46:46 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: #1CTYankee
My dog doesn't want to drive, but does like to hit the horn.
11
posted on
08/28/2006 7:47:47 AM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
To: Millee
She must have dyed her hair blonde.
12
posted on
08/28/2006 7:49:40 AM PDT
by
demkicker
(democrats and terrorists are intimate bedfellows)
To: Millee
13
posted on
08/28/2006 7:50:45 AM PDT
by
usmcobra
(I got my end of the world underwear on, It's totally stain proof and aluminum.)
To: carlr; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; Mike Bates; Mr. Jeeves; ...
Lagging behind!
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posted on
08/28/2006 7:50:57 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
To: Millee
Hey if Toonces the cat could drive...
:(
16
posted on
08/28/2006 7:58:24 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: Millee
You guys are all a bunch of culturally insensitive clods. If you live in a country where the water buffalo makes most of the navigational decisions, relying on the dog to drive isn't that big a stretch.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
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posted on
08/28/2006 8:01:30 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Millee
Toonces!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
{CRASH!}
18
posted on
08/28/2006 8:06:05 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(One more week...)
To: Millee
Do they have blondes in China?
19
posted on
08/28/2006 8:07:27 AM PDT
by
Mo1
(Bolton- "No one has explained how you negotiate a ceasefire with terrorists")
To: Millee
If the dog is a Pomerainian she should teach it to fly.
A Pom Pilot.
20
posted on
08/28/2006 8:08:13 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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