Posted on 08/30/2006 11:06:53 AM PDT by areafiftyone
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers.
What the hell! The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Go...Bubba!
Now there's a party platform I could vote for!
Go...Bubba!
Now there's a party platform I could vote for!
You voted twice! You're not a Dem are you?
LOL!
I think of it as voting for a pair......
Hey Pissant.....ya' want to play with this thread?
Hey, Clinton finally has a good idea.
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