Streisand shows what not to wear (stockings with rocks in them alert!)

Daily Mail ^ | 09/22/2006 | Daily Mail

[dubie]

You would think that by the age of 64, most women would be self-conscious enough to ensure their choice of evening wear does not expose parts of the body which have...well dropped below standards.

But no one seems to have shared this with legendary entertainer Barbra Streisand as she stepped out in this rather unflattering black dress at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York.

Streisand seemed to forget what a photographer's flash can do to a black dress as she unwittingly revealed she had left the black bra tucked up in her drawer at home.

But this was not the first time Streisand has been left emmbarrased by the camera.

Last month she was snapped outside her LA home looking like she had given her make-up artist and hairdresser the day off.

[dubie]

Holy stockings with rocks in them alert... some flap jacks there my friends...

[MediaMole]

I'm Blind!!!!!

[sionnsar]

[sionnsar]

[95 Bravo]

A bra would've just gotten in Bill's way.....

[timsbella]

That look only works in National Geographic. And she's the wrong tribe.

[Panzerfaust]

Turning...to....stone.......

[doesnt suffer fools gladly]

Whoa Nellie. At the bottom of the article, click on Bab's bad hair day.

[ArrogantBustard]

It's called a "bra", Mizzzzzzzzzzzzzz Striesand ...

[norge]

Reminds me of the joke..."what is the most popular bra size in the old folks home?" But you know the rest.

[finnman69]

[ExpatGator]

Damn, she could use them for drapes.

[Ladysmith]

LOL

[veronica]

Udderly inappropriate dress for La Streisand.

[Tokra]

[nuconvert]

I guess all the mirrors in her house must be broken

[small voice in the wilderness]

Never thought I would say this but could someone post helen thomas' picture so I can cleanse my eyes?

[alice_in_bubbaland]

LOL! Oh my gawd!!!! Quick! Get a bra and a Plastic Surgeon!

[MadIvan]

More material for the South Park boys, presumably.

Regards, Ivan

[Long Island Pete]

They look like sweat socks filled with sand.

[johnny7]

Roll'em back up Babs...

[beckysueb]

Yikes!!

[null and void]

Yup.

[oldbrowser]

So many beautiful women in the world, why doesn't this old crone give that dress to someone who will do it justice?

[doc30]

I never thought the Helen Thomas photos would ever have serious competition! If you ever need to vomit for health reasons (i.e. accidentally swallowing something toxic), just imagine a lesbian love fest between those two women.

[conservativehusker]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aShepard]

"All the better to cuddle up with you Willie"

[macamadamia]

They look like a couple of pancakes in mourning.

[traderrob6]

Too bad her boobs are not brains.

[Paved Paradise]

She looks like Howard Stern.

[rattrap]

I see those hanging on the back of semi trailers all the time on the way to work.

[osideplanner]

On a clear day..............ow!

[Sloth]

Does anyone here know how to wash an optic nerve?

[veronica]

LOL...

[Lizavetta]

"Come here and give me a kiss, sweetie."

[domenad]

By "dropped below standards", I think they were trying to say "dropped below her knees."

[Lazamataz]

I wouldn't hit it.

[traditional1]

Yet another Lincoln Bedroom regular "exposed".....hang onto yer lunches!

[Aliska]

It looks like she did it on purpose. I never thought she was very attractive, but at her age, she doesn't look that bad, probably spent lots on improvements.

It's amazing how people, especially women who are aging, can conceal the ravages of time with good makeup, cosmetic surgery, good hair care, etc.

I never bothered, am what I am, would never go out dressed like that :-). I'm glad now that I don't have knockers like that even if men seem to prefer them, especially glad I never got into any kind of body enhancements, would only go that route for serious disfigurement. I notice a lot of ordinary aging women I see out around here look nice just as they are, seems more natural. It's what's on the inside that counts when you are assessing a person anyway.

[woofie]

Bill Clinton will now be too busy to take her call

[MinuteGal]

They ought to regularly fly her over California forest fires for dumping purposes.

Leni

[beebuster2000]

LOL

[billorites]

Memries,
Like the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way they were

Scattered pictures,
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way they were

[Dems_R_Losers]

ROFL!!!!

Guess those millions of dollars she has made have not bought Babs any taste.

[relictele]

Oy, it's so humid out heah!

[veronica]

I love that Drudge has this story (with pic) on his page. ROTFL..

[Fairview]

Only the English would make a cartoon like that!

[Crawdad]

They look like those things at the car wash that swing back and forth.

[Old Grumpy]

Is that a cockeyed optimist?