[Xenalyte]

A western Iowa woman is recovering from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug - after she sipped from the cup all day.

I gotta call shenanigans. How did she know the bat had drowned? Maybe it was the victim of a Mafia hit staged to look like a drowning.

Also, who the hell takes ALL DAY to drink one mug of tea?

[Slings and Arrows]

I gotta call shenanigans. How did she know the bat had drowned? Maybe it was the victim of a Mafia hit staged to look like a drowning.

The bat was found tied to a chair and poisoned at the bottom of an elevator shaft, where it had fallen onto a hail of bullets. The coroner ruled the death a suicide.

Also, who the hell takes ALL DAY to drink one mug of tea?

If it's a big mug, and she keeps topping it off... (Sayeth the caffeine addict.)