[Northern Yankee]

Perfect touch with that picture!

Check out the website of Hollywood Access.

It is not a "Mel Friendly" site.

I thought libs were oh so compassionate?

[Victoria Delsoul]

Before I forget, here is Father Sarducci teaching Chinese in five minutes...

Are you harboring a fugitive?.... Hu Yu Hai Ding.

See me A.S.A. P. ... Kum Hia Nao.

Stupid Man. ... Dum Gai.

Small Horse. ... Tai Ni Po Ni.

Did you go to the beach? ... Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table. ... Ai Bang Mai Ni.

I think you need a facelift. ... Chin Tu Fat.

I thought you were on a diet? ... Wai Yu Mun Ching?

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?... Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not bright. ... Yu So Dum.

I got this for free.... Ai No Pei.

I am not guilty. ... Wai Hang Mi?

They have arrived. ... Hai Dei Kum.

Stay out of sight. ... Lei Lo.

Your body odor is offensive.... Yu stin ki pu.

Lord! I apologize for the above. Mea Culpa and we pray for the pygmys in New Guinea and for all short people of the world.

[kstewskis]

Check out the website of Hollywood Access. It is not a "Mel Friendly" site. I thought libs were oh so compassionate?

Not all libs are "compassionate." You forgot about the "group" he offended, who run a large segment of Hollywood, and are not quick to forgive.