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Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports
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| September 27th, 2006
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Posted on 09/27/2006 10:34:09 PM PDT by Westlander
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To: Loud Mime
believe these are explosive devices....
Dunno about explosive there Mime, but they certainly pass as dangerous in the wrong hands.
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posted on
09/27/2006 10:50:36 PM PDT
by
Dr.Zoidberg
(Mohammedism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
To: Westlander
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posted on
09/27/2006 10:51:13 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Westlander
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posted on
09/27/2006 10:51:39 PM PDT
by
Pro-Bush
(Wait your turn)
To: Minutemen
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posted on
09/27/2006 10:52:37 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: Westlander
Yes, but just imagine if somebody used "augmented breasts to hide something. It would give new meaning to the phrase "that girl really has some killer T*ts"
< ducking tomatoes >
CC
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posted on
09/27/2006 10:55:38 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
("Minutum Cantorum, Minutum Baloram, Minutum Carboratum Descendam Pantorum")
To: Westlander; BookmanTheJanitor; Loud Mime; woofie; Marie; Minutemen
Watch out for the old Jedi Mind Trick!
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posted on
09/27/2006 11:07:19 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Westlander
Does this mean that we can no longer refer to people as "Blonde Bombshells?"
-PJ
To: Westlander
I have an artificail testical made of silicon.
Flying for me just got ugly....
jim
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posted on
09/27/2006 11:10:04 PM PDT
by
JimBianchi11
(Canadian laws protect very little)
To: Westlander
one-quart, zip-top plastic bag, Excuse me mam, but can you fit those in one of these, if not, come back here with me please.
To: Charles Henrickson; Just some boob
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posted on
09/27/2006 11:15:30 PM PDT
by
Syncro
To: Loud Mime
Dayum! She looks like she's hiding a family of four in that bra!
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posted on
09/27/2006 11:18:14 PM PDT
by
Tall_Texan
(I wish a political party would come along that thinks like I do.)
To: Loud Mime
Sweet smiling, tap-dancing mother of all things decent and holy -- and it took some effort to make it through that exclamation with neither profanity nor blasphemy -- if those things aren't explosives, they're still torture devices. No human spine could carry those without immense discomfort. Any "doctor" who would implant such a thing should be at Gitmo.
To: endthematrix
>
Coffee, Tea, or Should We Feel Your Pregnant Wifes Breasts Before Throwing You in a Cell at the Airport and Then Lying About Why We Put You There? Holy cow, what a story. Thanks for posting the link, although it'll take me about an hour to calm back down.
Kafka, indeed. We are living it.
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posted on
09/27/2006 11:24:21 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: woofie
Now I know what this years Halloween Costume will be !
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posted on
09/27/2006 11:25:31 PM PDT
by
TYVets
(God so loved the world he didn't send a committee)
To: All
This really isn't all that funny. I don't think they are as concerned with surgical implants as they are with artifical enhancements, like gel filled push-up bras.
In the last scare there was talk about baby bottles containing explosive liquid, so it's not that far a stretch that they would put an explosive gel in a female terrorist's bra. The bra could be easily removed and the gel used once the female is in the plane.
Go down to the lingerie department and feel some of those push up bras, they hold a mighty lot of gel and it could be easily removed and replaced with whatever gel they needed for their purposes.
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posted on
09/27/2006 11:28:58 PM PDT
by
Elyse
To: Westlander
Expect even longer lines at LAX now.
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posted on
09/27/2006 11:35:15 PM PDT
by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
That girl does pornos. Not that I'd know
To: Elyse
It's no stretch at all (pun intended) for me to imagine that one could find a bent volunteer willing to have explosive implants surgically inserted. Why not? If you were already willing to die, would you care where the explosion came from?
To: Elyse
>
This really isn't all that funny. What, we're supposed to not laugh at something so clearly risible? This is a hoot.
Of course somebody can sneak gel onto a plane. Hell, they can do it easier that fake boobs, with a gel-filled baggie shoved up their butthole -- more room, harder to detect, and if they're going to blow it up it hardly matters which part of the body explodes first, does it?
So what's next, body cavity searches on every passenger?
Since there's no constitutional right to fly as a passenger on an airplane, why don't we all just forget flying and go back to trains and buses? /sarc
Me, I prefer to laugh about it. I'm flying cross country this Saturday -- I NEED to laugh tonight.
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posted on
09/27/2006 11:40:12 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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