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Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports
TravelGearBlog ^ | September 27th, 2006 | TravelGearBlog

Posted on 09/27/2006 10:34:09 PM PDT by Westlander

The TSA’s changes to the complete liquid ban may require persons with augmented breasts (or other body parts) to comply with further inspections at security checkpoints.

Excerpts from the TSA bulletin effective Sept 26, 2006:

In addition to the above changes, the following guidance is provided to ensure the health and welfare of certain air travelers the following items are permitted…

Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and items exceed 3 ounces or are not contained in a one-quart, zip-top plastic bag, you MUST declare to one of our Security Officers at the checkpoint for further inspection.

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To: stultorum; Charles Henrickson

LOL

TSA: All your boobs are belong to us...


81 posted on 09/28/2006 11:21:09 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
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To: Westlander; rzeznikj at stout; N3WBI3; MikefromOhio; FLAMING DEATH; Petronski; antiRepublicrat; ...


Thread Jester Ping

A low-volume pinglist dedicated for all the thread jesters out there--you know who you are...8^)

FReepmail rzeznikj at stout or MikefromOhio to be added or struck from the list...

82 posted on 09/28/2006 11:24:06 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
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To: Westlander; Slings and Arrows; rzeznikj at stout

They do have to check for booby traps....


83 posted on 09/28/2006 11:30:28 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Good point...8^)


84 posted on 09/28/2006 11:38:02 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Thank you! Fondling is a necessary aspect of the WOT!! ;)


85 posted on 09/28/2006 11:44:27 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: MAD-AS-HELL

I own a Jack Russell Terrier. I understand about big-dog spirits in little-dog bodies.


86 posted on 09/28/2006 11:44:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

We can never be TOO careful...8^)


87 posted on 09/28/2006 11:45:21 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

We must do our duty! ;)


88 posted on 09/28/2006 11:47:38 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

To protect the American people from terrorism...8^)


89 posted on 09/28/2006 11:50:06 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
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To: Westlander
OUCH! That looks exactly like my Doctor's hand, just before our annual intimate interlude.
90 posted on 09/28/2006 11:52:19 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Osama ain't dead, he has always smelled like a liberal Democrat's feet.)
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To: Westlander

Where do I go to apply for this job?!


91 posted on 09/28/2006 11:53:19 AM PDT by exile (Mrs. Exile - "Yes you're the greatest husband ever, now put on some pants")
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To: rzeznikj at stout

It's a very, very big task, but it must be done! ;)


92 posted on 09/28/2006 11:53:29 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Huntress

If it makes you feel better, most men aren't crazy about boobs that size.


93 posted on 09/28/2006 11:56:49 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: vox humana
Not to mention oldsters with fluid retention. Potential for being a walking, talking, MOAB or FOAB.
94 posted on 09/28/2006 12:03:22 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Osama ain't dead, he has always smelled like a liberal Democrat's feet.)
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To: MAD-AS-HELL
my eyes! my eyes!!

That's a Katrina style evacuation, right there!

95 posted on 09/28/2006 12:07:34 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative ("Minutum Cantorum, Minutum Baloram, Minutum Carboratum Descendam Pantorum")
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To: Loud Mime
Hmmmm, this is a real poser. If those Mammarys are real or fluid filled, they would break her back; but on the other hand, if they are helium filled she would be in orbit.
96 posted on 09/28/2006 12:11:02 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Osama ain't dead, he has always smelled like a liberal Democrat's feet.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular.

97 posted on 09/28/2006 2:15:09 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Captain, is that you?


98 posted on 09/28/2006 2:41:10 PM PDT by stultorum
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To: Westlander

I remember when Penn Gillette of Penn & Teller was felt-up just after the TSA got started. They were all sorry later, but I was thinking the only thing that will result from it is that it will from then on be legal for them to grab whatever they want.

A TSA job is a pervert's wet dream!


99 posted on 09/28/2006 2:41:17 PM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Someone's gotta do it...


100 posted on 09/28/2006 2:41:38 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
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