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Local mom might be America's hottest (Check the pic---WOW!!!)
Palm Beach Post ^ | September 29, 2006 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/02/2006 5:01:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Say hello to America's Hottest Mom.

At least, one of them — if you believe a new reality show.

Single mom Kelly Heyniger, who lives with her two children in a tiny WPB suburban home in Lake Clarke Shores, last week answered a Miami casting call for the new program. With 200-plus contestants queueing up, she says she was pulled out of the line by producers and ushered in ahead of most people.

What happened next, she says, is secret until the show airs later this year. But this much is sure: Expect Heyniger, 36, a cosmetologist who works out of her home, to get plenty of air time.

A spywitness tells me Heyniger was seen being hugged by a contest judge who told her: "This will be a great springboard for you!" Next thing you know, her home was invaded by TV production staff for two days this week to document her home life.

So, Kelly, did you win?

"l'll never tell," she said. "Let's just say that I'm having fun."

What makes a mom hot?

"It's not just looks," said the divorcée, already sounding very much the beauty queen. "It's about your relationship with your children. How you handle life. Inner beauty as much as outer beauty, and about being a role model. And intelligence."

The show is divided into episodes in each of six metropolitan areas, with a grand finale in NYC. The big winner, picked by a still-secret panel of big-deal TV personalities, gets $25,000 and another 25 G's for the children's college.

"I decided to participate because I know all mothers go through a funk period during which they lose sight of who they are," said Heyniger, an aspiring actress who once had a cameo in the TV series Dawson's Creek. "I'm here to tell them that all the trials make you a better person


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: culturewar; divorce; headlights; motherhood; strippermommy; wardrobemalfunction
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To: Toby06; FancyFrogPants

1. I am TOTALLY jealous of her good looks and perky boobies.
2. She is dressed like a skank, in front of her children.


61 posted on 10/03/2006 5:34:16 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs (You can do that, and be a whack-job pedophile on meth.)
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To: PJ-Comix

With a rack like that I doubt she needs much "inner beauty".


62 posted on 10/03/2006 5:37:44 PM PDT by Bullish ( Reality is the best cure for delusion.)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

IOW, need for "Booth Review"...

After reviewing the play, more review is needed...8^)


63 posted on 10/03/2006 6:13:07 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
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To: LongElegantLegs

re #2, i know, and agree, I just love screwing with the church lady types.


64 posted on 10/03/2006 6:30:25 PM PDT by Toby06 (Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
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To: ken5050
A very wisw man once said...."Remember, every time you see an absolutely gorgeous single woman, it means that somewhere, sometime, some guy didn't want her.."

I was thinking even before this post about why the "hottest moms" are always blonde and single?

65 posted on 10/03/2006 6:33:28 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: PJ-Comix

She's overtanned and wrinkled at 36. Not aging well at all.


66 posted on 10/03/2006 6:33:29 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: gridlock

Not if I can touch em.


67 posted on 10/03/2006 6:35:52 PM PDT by maui_hawaii
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To: Toby06

The "church lady" responses are nothing compared to silly immature predictable ogling boys' responses. A nipple protrudes and they lose control. What high standards!


68 posted on 10/03/2006 6:40:53 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA

Ah, nature, don't you just love it?


69 posted on 10/03/2006 6:45:33 PM PDT by Toby06 (Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
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To: Toby06
re #2, i know, and agree, I just love screwing with the church lady types

You thought the same thing I did yet because I was a woman I was a Church lady type...? How do you figure we can come to the same conclusion yet yours is more open than mine?

Your a real piece, trying to make yourself look so enlightened by putting me down for saying something you agree with.

God I really despise people who don't have the gonads to say what they think and take the heat for it, they actually stand and condemn the person they agree with to appear more likable to the crowd. Loser

70 posted on 10/03/2006 7:11:50 PM PDT by FancyFrogPants
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To: JRios1968
I'll see your schwing, and raise you a 32m putzmeister.


71 posted on 10/03/2006 7:20:54 PM PDT by Toby06 (Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
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To: FancyFrogPants

72 posted on 10/03/2006 7:22:25 PM PDT by Toby06 (Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
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To: Toby06
Very well...I'll see your putzmeister and raise you a Big Bertha howitzer


73 posted on 10/03/2006 8:21:10 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: JRios1968
Dude, we went from concrete pump to concrete pump, now you pull out a howitzer? OK, I think I got you beat with Alludium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator!


74 posted on 10/03/2006 8:25:41 PM PDT by Toby06
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To: Toby06
Time to bring out the BIG guy...

The C-5...because size DOES matter!

75 posted on 10/03/2006 8:28:43 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: PJ-Comix

Am I supposed to be seeing something besides the big, fake, blouse-monkeys?


76 posted on 10/03/2006 8:32:28 PM PDT by Redcloak (Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Do I see what I think I'm seeing?

Yes. $4000 worth of plastic surgery . . . . . . . and a nose job, too.

77 posted on 10/03/2006 8:33:53 PM PDT by TexasNative2000 (Dennis Franchione - "Play for the lead"; Mike Leach - "Play for the win.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Too much makeup, too tan.


78 posted on 10/03/2006 8:34:37 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: gridlock

Well, the daughter looks like she has mommie's original nose.


79 posted on 10/03/2006 8:35:50 PM PDT by TexasNative2000 (Dennis Franchione - "Play for the lead"; Mike Leach - "Play for the win.")
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To: JRios1968
Bigger:


80 posted on 10/03/2006 8:38:13 PM PDT by Toby06
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