[Cogadh na Sith]

Of course you could always punt, most guys like woodtones, especially dark woods, or you could go with the predominant color of his favorite sports team.

So I guess when you and you're oddly effeminate neighbor just happen to be out mooning over a car with a bow on it and he remarks:

"Well, it just happens to be in 'somebody's' favorite color..."

and you respond:

"Well, 'somebody' has something to do in the garage!"

I should think there's nothing odd here?

[discostu]

Of course the "somebody" in the commercial is the SPEAKER not the guy he's speaking to.

Odd sure, it's commercial speak, which tends to be odd. But it ISN'T gay. Unless you go out of your way to deliberate mangle the meaning of every single sentence in the commercial. And if you're going to go that far out of your way to force something to be gay then that makes everything gay. But really it makes nothing gay, it just makes you a person who puts way too much effort into deciding things are gay.