[LongElegantLegs]

But it also states that her pants sagged past her bum because of the weight of the stolen items, and the police report mentions that the aforementioned bum was completly bared through the window, which makes me think she was going commando...which means that there would be nothing to hold the Nesquik up but her...ah, thingy.

[SoothingDave]

I think underwear is a shoplifter's best friend. She just got greedy causing a partial collapse of the holding power in the rear.

That's what I need to tell myself in order to sleep peacefully.

[alicewonders]

there would be nothing to hold the Nesquik up but her...ah, thingy.

Ewwwwwww, your post just made some vomit come up in my mouth.