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Woman shoots self mistaking pistol for cigarette lighter
The Daily Comet (Thibodaux, Lafourche Parish, Louisiana) ^ | Dec 9, 2006

Posted on 12/09/2006 11:29:37 AM PST by llevrok

A woman staying at a northeast Georgia motel this week shot herself while trying to light a cigarette with a pistol she mistook for a cigarette lighter, police said.

Police said Olivia Hutcherson, 21, of Anderson, S.C., had been arrested for fighting at a Waffle House shortly before she shot herself in the hand with a .22-caliber pistol she had tried to use to light a cigarette.

Lavonia Police Chief Randy Shirley said Hutcherson was staying with two other people at a Best Western motel at about 6 a.m. on Sunday.

When she reached onto a nightstand for what she thought was a lighter, she instead grabbed a pistol owned by Bobby Brown, 56, of Royston, Shirley said.

About 90 minutes earlier, Hutcherson had slapped a man in the face three times after she said he touched her inappropriately, according to police reports.

Five witnesses told police they never saw the man touch her.

"She stated that someone had grabbed her from behind and she turned and struck the first person she saw," an officer wrote in the report.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: banglist; darwin; darwinnomination; smokingwillkillyou
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Another reason not to smoke.!!
1 posted on 12/09/2006 11:29:39 AM PST by llevrok
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Well, 22LR pipsqueak pistol is not a nightstand thing, but a toy. She got a good lesson in the merits of various calibers.


2 posted on 12/09/2006 11:33:19 AM PST by GSlob
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You probably could light a cigarette with a gun, but it would be tricky.


3 posted on 12/09/2006 11:35:03 AM PST by jdm
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Woman shoots self mistaking pistol for cigarette lighter

Wasn't this in the original Pink Panther, where Clouseau's boss mistakes a gun for a trick cigarette lighters and ***BANG***

4 posted on 12/09/2006 11:56:35 AM PST by yankeedame ("Oh, I can take it but I'd much rather dish it out.")
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"Wasn't this in the original Pink Panther... "
Don't know, to tell the truth, and I plead invincible and deliberate ignorance - I do not have a TV [on purpose] and thus do not watch [and have never watched] whatever you denoted as "Pink Panther". I surmise it might be something on TV, possibly a cartoon, from how others occasionally refer to it.
5 posted on 12/09/2006 12:00:45 PM PST by GSlob
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It's hard unless you have something at least .40 caliber. I thought I had dated some dumb broads, but this one...


6 posted on 12/09/2006 12:02:00 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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One more way smoking can kill you...


7 posted on 12/09/2006 12:02:08 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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had been arrested for fighting at a Waffle House shortly before she shot herself in the hand

Holy patdowns, Batman, how can that be?

8 posted on 12/09/2006 12:05:07 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Prayers for our patriot brother, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub. Brian, we're all pulling for you!)
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she instead grabbed a pistol owned by Bobby Brown

Paging Whitney's divorce attorney!

9 posted on 12/09/2006 12:07:47 PM PST by JennysCool
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Yes, but did it succeed in lighting the smoke?


10 posted on 12/09/2006 12:56:22 PM PST by Enosh
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LOL. Chief Inspector Dreyfuss: "Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and help me find my nose!"


11 posted on 12/09/2006 1:45:03 PM PST by Ken H
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To: llevrok

Darwin strikes again.


12 posted on 12/09/2006 2:01:33 PM PST by Continental Soldier
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Impossible, unless you affix to the cigarette a very flame-sensitive tip, or maybe soak it in the engine staring fluid [pentane/ether]: the muzzle flash has WAY too short a duration.


13 posted on 12/09/2006 2:43:17 PM PST by GSlob
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"Help me find my nose!" -- Herbert Lom


14 posted on 12/09/2006 3:00:35 PM PST by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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Fighting at a Waffle House!

This is bound to come up on a future COPS episode.

15 posted on 12/09/2006 3:28:02 PM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 8 days away from outliving Billie Holiday)
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No, they are referring to the movie. It also was released in book form. I assume you do read.


16 posted on 12/09/2006 3:33:10 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Those who call their fellow citizens Sheeple are just ticked they were not chosen as Shepherds)
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"I assume you do read."
Well, I do read [or how would I be able to reply?- actually I'm thinking of having others reading it aloud to me]. But as a measure of mental prophylactics, I do not go to movies and otherwise boycott the so-called pop culture in all its forms, shapes and manifestations. Thus, there might well have been such a book and/or the movie, but you could bet dollars to donuts that I have not, and never would, touch, watch, or read such stuff.
17 posted on 12/09/2006 3:56:15 PM PST by GSlob
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or how would I be able to reply?

There is voice recognition software that allows people to speak and the software types their words for them. If also it capable of reading printed words. Thus being able to read would not be a prerequisite to your being able to reply.

I do not go to movies and otherwise boycott the so-called pop culture in all its forms, shapes and manifestations.

So you eschew all forms of fiction, do not listen to music, do not read how to books or anything else. That is interesting. And rather odd.

18 posted on 12/09/2006 4:19:49 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Those who call their fellow citizens Sheeple are just ticked they were not chosen as Shepherds)
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Fighting at a Waffle House! This is bound to come up on a future COPS episode.

This story is just so "southern" it's beyond words....have forwarded to my 'Bama and Georgia relatives.

19 posted on 12/09/2006 5:07:02 PM PST by ErnBatavia (recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
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It was a movie, starring the late Peter Sellers, released back in the '70s....


20 posted on 12/09/2006 5:40:15 PM PST by dirtbiker (Warranty void in cases of shark bite, bear attack, and children under 5...)
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