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Woman shoots self mistaking pistol for cigarette lighter
The Daily Comet (Thibodaux, Lafourche Parish, Louisiana) ^
| Dec 9, 2006
Posted on 12/09/2006 11:29:37 AM PST by llevrok
A woman staying at a northeast Georgia motel this week shot herself while trying to light a cigarette with a pistol she mistook for a cigarette lighter, police said.
Police said Olivia Hutcherson, 21, of Anderson, S.C., had been arrested for fighting at a Waffle House shortly before she shot herself in the hand with a .22-caliber pistol she had tried to use to light a cigarette.
Lavonia Police Chief Randy Shirley said Hutcherson was staying with two other people at a Best Western motel at about 6 a.m. on Sunday.
When she reached onto a nightstand for what she thought was a lighter, she instead grabbed a pistol owned by Bobby Brown, 56, of Royston, Shirley said.
About 90 minutes earlier, Hutcherson had slapped a man in the face three times after she said he touched her inappropriately, according to police reports.
Five witnesses told police they never saw the man touch her.
"She stated that someone had grabbed her from behind and she turned and struck the first person she saw," an officer wrote in the report.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: banglist; darwin; darwinnomination; smokingwillkillyou
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Another reason not to smoke.!!
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posted on
12/09/2006 11:29:39 AM PST
by
llevrok
To: llevrok
Well, 22LR pipsqueak pistol is not a nightstand thing, but a toy. She got a good lesson in the merits of various calibers.
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posted on
12/09/2006 11:33:19 AM PST
by
GSlob
To: llevrok
You probably could light a cigarette with a gun, but it would be tricky.
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posted on
12/09/2006 11:35:03 AM PST
by
jdm
To: GSlob
Woman shoots self mistaking pistol for cigarette lighterWasn't this in the original Pink Panther, where Clouseau's boss mistakes a gun for a trick cigarette lighters and ***BANG***
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posted on
12/09/2006 11:56:35 AM PST
by
yankeedame
("Oh, I can take it but I'd much rather dish it out.")
To: yankeedame
"Wasn't this in the original Pink Panther... "
Don't know, to tell the truth, and I plead invincible and deliberate ignorance - I do not have a TV [on purpose] and thus do not watch [and have never watched] whatever you denoted as "Pink Panther". I surmise it might be something on TV, possibly a cartoon, from how others occasionally refer to it.
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posted on
12/09/2006 12:00:45 PM PST
by
GSlob
To: jdm
It's hard unless you have something at least .40 caliber. I thought I had dated some dumb broads, but this one...
To: llevrok
One more way smoking can kill you...
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posted on
12/09/2006 12:02:08 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: llevrok
had been arrested for fighting at a Waffle House shortly before she shot herself in the handHoly patdowns, Batman, how can that be?
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posted on
12/09/2006 12:05:07 PM PST
by
NonValueAdded
(Prayers for our patriot brother, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub. Brian, we're all pulling for you!)
To: llevrok
she instead grabbed a pistol owned by Bobby Brown Paging Whitney's divorce attorney!
To: llevrok
Yes, but did it succeed in lighting the smoke?
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posted on
12/09/2006 12:56:22 PM PST
by
Enosh
To: GSlob
LOL. Chief Inspector Dreyfuss: "Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and help me find my nose!"
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posted on
12/09/2006 1:45:03 PM PST
by
Ken H
To: llevrok
To: jdm
Impossible, unless you affix to the cigarette a very flame-sensitive tip, or maybe soak it in the engine staring fluid [pentane/ether]: the muzzle flash has WAY too short a duration.
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posted on
12/09/2006 2:43:17 PM PST
by
GSlob
To: llevrok
"Help me find my nose!" -- Herbert Lom
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posted on
12/09/2006 3:00:35 PM PST
by
Still Thinking
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: llevrok
Fighting at a Waffle House!
This is bound to come up on a future COPS episode.
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posted on
12/09/2006 3:28:02 PM PST
by
SamAdams76
(I am 8 days away from outliving Billie Holiday)
To: GSlob
No, they are referring to the movie. It also was released in book form. I assume you do read.
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posted on
12/09/2006 3:33:10 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Those who call their fellow citizens Sheeple are just ticked they were not chosen as Shepherds)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"I assume you do read."
Well, I do read [or how would I be able to reply?- actually I'm thinking of having others reading it aloud to me]. But as a measure of mental prophylactics, I do not go to movies and otherwise boycott the so-called pop culture in all its forms, shapes and manifestations. Thus, there might well have been such a book and/or the movie, but you could bet dollars to donuts that I have not, and never would, touch, watch, or read such stuff.
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posted on
12/09/2006 3:56:15 PM PST
by
GSlob
To: GSlob
or how would I be able to reply? There is voice recognition software that allows people to speak and the software types their words for them. If also it capable of reading printed words. Thus being able to read would not be a prerequisite to your being able to reply.
I do not go to movies and otherwise boycott the so-called pop culture in all its forms, shapes and manifestations.
So you eschew all forms of fiction, do not listen to music, do not read how to books or anything else. That is interesting. And rather odd.
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posted on
12/09/2006 4:19:49 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Those who call their fellow citizens Sheeple are just ticked they were not chosen as Shepherds)
To: SamAdams76
Fighting at a Waffle House! This is bound to come up on a future COPS episode.
This story is just so "southern" it's beyond words....have forwarded to my 'Bama and Georgia relatives.
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posted on
12/09/2006 5:07:02 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
To: GSlob
It was a movie, starring the late Peter Sellers, released back in the '70s....
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posted on
12/09/2006 5:40:15 PM PST
by
dirtbiker
(Warranty void in cases of shark bite, bear attack, and children under 5...)
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