Some people 'celebrate' Chirstmans VERY differently than we do here at the Lurkin household.
1 posted on
12/30/2006 7:44:36 AM PST by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Deck the Halls with Balls...
2 posted on
12/30/2006 7:47:03 AM PST by
socal_parrot
(I've been a good boy this year...kind of.)
To: 60Gunner
3 posted on
12/30/2006 7:48:37 AM PST by
raybbr
(You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
To: BenLurkin
Wow! Memo to John Negroponte: immediately have this Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, appointed to the Gitmo staff with the rank of a senior staff interrogator, at a suitable pay grade and bonuses. The excremists will start singing without much further ado.
4 posted on
12/30/2006 7:49:04 AM PST by
GSlob
To: BenLurkin
Much different "celebration" from the SoldierDad household too. My My.
5 posted on
12/30/2006 7:50:46 AM PST by
SoldierDad
(Proud Father of a 2nd BCT 10th Mountain Soldier fighting the terrorists in Iraq)
To: BenLurkin
"....... Malicious Castration", as opposed to benevolent castration?
6 posted on
12/30/2006 7:51:09 AM PST by
Roccus
(Able Danger??? What's an Able Danger????)
To: BenLurkin
Sometimes the Feats of Strength get out of hand.
7 posted on
12/30/2006 7:51:42 AM PST by
Yardstick
To: BenLurkin
Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, is accused of grabbing the genitals of a 38-year-old man during a fight that erupted early Tuesday morning at a party hosted by the man's girlfriend.What started as a catfight erupted into a cockfight.
9 posted on
12/30/2006 8:02:59 AM PST by
randog
(What the...?!)
To: BenLurkin
How did the world deteriorate to the point where a woman would seek to harm a man at the root of his manhood?
Do angry men grab women and cut out their ovaries?
Who is teaching these women to despise masculine genitalia?
10 posted on
12/30/2006 8:38:06 AM PST by
TaxRelief
(Wal-Mart: Keeping my family on-budget since 1993.)
To: BenLurkin
Not Raleigh/Durham again!!
This is not in Nifong's jurisdiction? - please say it ain't so!!!!!!!!!!
11 posted on
12/30/2006 8:40:53 AM PST by
sodpoodle
(if you can't handle the truth, try satire.)
To: BenLurkin
North Carolina law describes malicious castration as cutting off, maiming or disfiguring a person's genitals with the intent to hurt or render the victim impotent.As opposed to just regular castration, which is supposed to enhance the victim's sex life, I suppose.
14 posted on
12/30/2006 4:12:41 PM PST by
CFC__VRWC
(AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - Don't liberals just kill ya?)
To: BenLurkin
Thats going to leave a mark.
18 posted on
12/30/2006 6:48:34 PM PST by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: BenLurkin
" A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party..."
How she got in his genitals she'll never know!
19 posted on
12/30/2006 7:22:19 PM PST by
Buck W.
(If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.)
To: BenLurkin
"...I believe he needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage,..."
50 Stiches? My God! How big was his "thingy?" Maybe she thought she was being attacked by an oversized trouser snake and took the only action she could to protect herself?
Well? It's possible you know. ;-)
20 posted on
12/31/2006 4:22:41 AM PST by
DH
(The government writes no bill that does not line the pockets of special interests.)
To: BenLurkin; SoldierDad
Some people 'celebrate' Chirstmans VERY differently than we do here at the Lurkin household.
Shouldn't that be 'celibate' in this case?
And for dinner, they all had spaghetti and Pete's balls...
22 posted on
01/01/2007 11:03:54 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(Ahmedumbass and the mullahcracy is doomed. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: BenLurkin
24 posted on
01/02/2007 8:36:17 AM PST by
Doomonyou
(I voted and all I got was a FUBAR Congress.)
To: BenLurkin
I suspected alcohol was somehow involved in this ugly incident. Some people are just angry drunks at Christmas time, and this crazy woman certainly seems to have wrecked the balls with soused-up folly.
To: BenLurkin
Rebecca Arnold Dawson
TWEAN Newschannel of Raleigh
A real looker, too. ;')
"...also was charged with assault causing serious bodily injury, malicious conduct by a prisoner, and damage to government property for damaging a police cruiser. She also allegedly spit on an officer, Stevens said."
28 posted on
01/03/2007 8:54:28 AM PST by
SunkenCiv
(Ahmedumbass and the mullahcracy is doomed. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson