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Serenade your sweetie with sausages this Valentine's Day
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Posted on 02/12/2007 3:21:07 PM PST by Rakkasan1
At MLB Auctions, you can purchase a visit from the Milwaukee Brewers' Racing Sausages for your significant other. The sausages will visit the intended between 1-2 p.m. on Valentine's Day at their home or work.
Bids are limited to a 45-mile radius of Milwaukee, which includes Racine County (and given that sales tax we continue to pay, it'd better). The starting bid is $650, and no bids have been placed. The package includes four club level tickets to the game of your choice during the April 18-22 homestand at Miller Park.
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nothing says twue luv like a Valentine's Day sausage.
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:21:12 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:22:25 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Championship U)
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:23:05 PM PST
by
BunnySlippers
(SAY YES TO RUDY !!!)
To: Rakkasan1
Oh you can bet there is a kilbasa inside my better halfs future.
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:23:29 PM PST
by
Domicile of Doom
(Center amber dot on head and squeeze for best results)
To: Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
I take it they won't be at Randall Simon's house.
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:24:10 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Championship U)
To: dfwgator
I thought they wanted us to play the delicatessen game on Valentine's day.
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:25:11 PM PST
by
wtc911
(You can't get there from here)
To: Rakkasan1
Give her the sausage for Valentine's Day!
To: Millee
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:27:36 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Jack Bauer.)
To: humblegunner
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:27:48 PM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: wtc911
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:27:55 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Jack Bauer.)
To: RockinRight
Yep (hide the salami really but maybe it's a German Deli).
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:29:21 PM PST
by
wtc911
(You can't get there from here)
To: Rakkasan1; EveningStar; pax_et_bonum; Dashing Dasher; feinswinesuksass; teenyelliott; rattrap; ...
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:31:07 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: Domicile of Doom
Oh you can bet there is a kilbasa inside my better halfs future. Don't you mean:
< /snicker>
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:32:47 PM PST
by
quark
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:34:22 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:34:49 PM PST
by
Charles Martel
(Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: Rakkasan1
I was taught the a gift of sausages sends the wrong message to a lady.
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:36:55 PM PST
by
Gay State Conservative
("The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism."-Karl Marx)
To: cripplecreek
oh yeah... Chruchlady is on her way.
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:39:32 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
To: Gay State Conservative
Unless you're dating Helen Thomas.
Say it with snausages.
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:40:23 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: BunnySlippers
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posted on
02/12/2007 3:41:42 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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