Posted on 02/12/2007 3:21:07 PM PST by Rakkasan1
Gitmo first aid bandages...
Per post #10, is there something I should be aware of or do you two always ping each other to Valentine's sausage threads?
It was a stealth ping.
It just sounded like something he would buy.
lol!
A stealth ping!
lol!
Well, maybe he's shopping for someone else, too, but he's already given me several Valentine's Day gifts.
I especially like the long-stem silk rose that plays the annoying little tune and has a blinking light bulb in the rosebud.
You gotta keep an eye on these guys.
;-)
"Is that a sausage in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Yeah, you wouldn't want to sic Erik Estrada on them...
No thank you. Fifteen is my limit.
LOL, don't laugh. I have those. They are cute but very cheaply made. :(
But the BACON OF THE MONTH CLUB has been recommended to me and, alhtough pricy, is supposed to be quite tasty. A lot of boutique bacon makers included:
http://mgrsti5395q.seamlesstech.biz/Merchant/2005TGP/BOM%20pages/bom.html
BECOMES:
lol!
It's kind of like when you meet someone online and he tells you he'd "like to MEAT you."
Always refuse.
you're giving my arteries urges...
Cheers!
Probably for the best... those schnitzengrubens will wipe you out!
I didn't know they could sing, though.
I was under the impression the just sort of mutely ran about.
Shows what I know.
I meant to ping you too, hor'derves for your wedding???
There was a man named Dunderbeck, invented a machine,
For grinding things to sausage meat and it was run by steam.
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen,
'Cause they've been ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine.
Chorus:
OH! Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean
To ever have invented the sausage meat machine?
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen,
'Cause they've been ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine.
One day a little fat boy came walked into the grocery store.
He bought a pound of sausage and laid them on the floor.
He started to whistle, he whistled up a tune,
And the sausages went dancing 'round and 'round and 'round the room.
CHORUS
On day the machine got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go,
And Dunderbeck, he crawled inside to see what made it so.
His wife, she had a nightmare, she was walking in her sleep
She gave a yank and turned the crank and Dunderbeck was meat.
CHORUS
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