Posted on 02/13/2007 12:07:24 PM PST by xzins
This definitely works.
I got all sweaty and sidled up to my sweety.
Aroused, she said, "Get the heck outa my face and take a shower."
I wonder if she's just being coy?
No.
No to BO.
See....another one already aroused! :>)
And where did they find any heterosexual women in Berekely?
I'm really suspicious of the results of this study.
Archie Bunker would always talk about MeatHead and his daughter's hemoans and shemoans!
Which is not new. A Queen Bee, when aroused, can attact male bees from as far away as a mile because of her phemerones!!!
Works well doesn't it?????
Nothing like the smell of a stinky man pit.......not!
So between this thread and the last one, you should eat a dinner of chili & eggs with a side of garlic asparagus topped with crushed almonds, then take a couple laps around the block to get all ready for your mate?
Yeah, in her book, that'd earn me a date with a bottle of dish soap and the pressure washer.
Oh, admit it. At least two of you are thinking twice about it. Not you, shyla. ;o)
Nuf' said.
Reverse psychology, definitely.
Do you recall the commie era Czechoslovakian Olympic Women's Team? After the Iron Curtain fell, I hear they all moved to Berkeley.
"Czechoslovakian Olympic Women's Team"
Weren't they found to be men? Or transgenders?
K was brought up in Texas around horses. Maybe that's why it takes flowers and chocolates. If I show this to her I can hear it now. "Don't count on it!!"
Just what I was thinking.
I'll avoid the shower and just let that attraction waft across the room.
Coy cannot overcome science!
Just appear with the glisten of a hard workout on your Chuck Norris, true bowflex bod and she'll not know what hit her.
Putty in your hands.
:>)
It may be an apocryphal memory on my part, but I used to swear that I could SEE the hair on the faces of the Czech women's team.
Besides taking the hide off, we've got snow and ice raining on us as I type.
Shock treatment, eh?
It's 12 degrees here and we are expecting about 8-10 inches of snow with sleet to follow. Then it's supposed to get cold. If I even think of working on anything but the snow shovel I might as well just stay out in the cold along with the dog. For Valentines Day I even went out of my way to get K new gloves with the slots in the fingers at Home Depot so she could hold the snow shovel better but she didn't appreciate the gesture and still expects me to shovel. Go figure!
LOL! Thanks for the ping!
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