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WHAT SCARES A MAN?
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| Thu, Feb 08, 2007, 12:02 pm PST
| David Zinczenko
Posted on 03/14/2007 8:50:03 AM PDT by 7thson
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To: Shyla
I have it together today, not. There is a sitcom about to air called the "Started Wife".
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posted on
03/14/2007 10:21:16 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: Carl LaFong
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posted on
03/14/2007 10:23:07 AM PDT
by
Prophet in the wilderness
(PSALM 53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
To: MarineBrat
YIKES!
Where on Earth did you find that? Maybe don't tell me. It's sad to know freaks like this hang out in public someplace.
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posted on
03/14/2007 10:26:10 AM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
To: 7thson
Better rephrase that,,, " I'll either stand or sit behind the driver of the bus FAR away from this freak."
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posted on
03/14/2007 10:27:03 AM PDT
by
Prophet in the wilderness
(PSALM 53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
To: 7thson
Being a donut in front of rosie o'donnell.
To: LibKill
Matrimony! It scares ( PAINS ) me just typing it. :)
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posted on
03/14/2007 10:28:41 AM PDT
by
Prophet in the wilderness
(PSALM 53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
To: 7thson; Cagey; Larry Lucido; Mr. Brightside; Rb ver. 2.0; Dmitry Vukicevich
WHAT SCARES A MAN?A woman walking into the bedroom room and sees his shrinkage after a cold swim in the pool and she leaves the room laughing.
Elaine: "It shrinks?"
Jerry: "Like a frightened turtle!"
Elaine: "Why"
George: "It just does."
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posted on
03/14/2007 10:41:36 AM PDT
by
MotleyGirl70
(Duncan Hunter in '08!)
To: MotleyGirl70
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
To: Mr. Brightside
I 2nd Elaine.
And I really don't know how you guys RUN around with those things.
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posted on
03/14/2007 10:57:24 AM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
To: Shyla
It's a new movie coming out, not a television program.
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posted on
03/14/2007 11:06:08 AM PDT
by
7thson
(I've got a seat at the big conference table! I'm gonna paint my logo on it!)
To: MotleyGirl70
Like Kramer, I am afraid of clowns.
To: MotleyGirl70
Doesn't "#11 Speedos" and "#1 Public humiliation" kind of go together?
To: 7thson
When I saw the trailer, it reminded me of an old George Carlin joke. Hmmm...well, it's never happened, but if I had ever had a one night stand and the woman called me up eight weeks later saying she was pregnant, the only Carlin sketch I can think of that would relate is the "Seven Words You Can't Say" bit.
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posted on
03/14/2007 11:26:14 AM PDT
by
CT-Freeper
(Said the perpetually dejected Mets (and, yes, sometimes Jets) fan.)
To: MotleyGirl70; 7thson; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; Rb ver. 2.0; Dmitry Vukicevich
I guess priapism would be the "opposite" of that particular fear.
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posted on
03/14/2007 11:26:35 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008)
To: Larry Lucido
Well at least you would always have somewhere to hang your hat.
To: Dmitry Vukicevich
Me too DV! Clowns are evil.
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posted on
03/14/2007 11:50:00 AM PDT
by
MotleyGirl70
(Duncan Hunter in '08!)
To: CT-Freeper
"...the only Carlin sketch I can think of that would relate is the "Seven Words You Can't Say" bit."Ring... ring...
Hello?
Hello, this is Jaaaaane.
Jane? Jane... who?
Jaaaaaaaaane.
Jane.... Jane?
Yeah, remember? You met me at a party about 6 to 8 weeks ago? You said I was a reeeeally good sport?
Oh, geeze... that Jane. Oh, yeah, well... Jane, how are you?
Pregnant. And I feel like I want to jump out the window!
Say, Jane, you really ARE a good sport, aren't you...
***I think this was from the FM & AM album (just before Class Clown)***
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posted on
03/14/2007 12:01:58 PM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: Carl LaFong
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posted on
03/14/2007 12:06:19 PM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: 7thson
I know. I realized that from your posting. For some reason I am having a Monday today. My thoughts are not making to my fingertips to post them correctly :)
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posted on
03/14/2007 12:07:25 PM PDT
by
Shyla
To: 7thson
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posted on
03/14/2007 12:07:56 PM PDT
by
Hatteras
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